Friday Food Funnies: 3 Profound Questions and a Dowdy Quote

Do chickens think rubber humans are funny? Do cannibals get hungry one hour after eating a Chinese person?If Wile E. Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, it...

By Lee KleinAugust 28, 2009

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Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

Do cannibals get hungry one hour after eating a Chinese person?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, it probably needs a little more time in the microwave. ~Lori Dowdy

Miami New Times’ restaurant reviewer for the past decade, and the world’s indisputable master of disguise.

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