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- Ben Novack Jr was into some crazy, crazy shit like amputee porn.
- Ft. Myers Beach fired their town manager because her wife stars in movie where her characters are described thusly: “Jazella Moore is a scandalous MILF. She’s already slept with her son’s friend once and was able to keep it a secret from him. But when she runs into temptation again, she can’t help but give in to her burning thirst for young cock. Jazella can push her worries to the side as long as she has her pussy filled!!!” Being that Miami is the porn capitol of the SE we really didn’t see what the big deal was.
- So much DUI related news this week: Burn Notice star Jeffrey Donovan got taken in for mixing wine with benedryl. Wayne Huizenga’s son got popped for being drunk on a boat. But don’t worry, Britto proves that if you’re rich and/or famous you only end up with a slap on he wrists.
- The chilling double murder in North Florida may have been a hit job.
- Miami Social was transmitted to television sets again this week, including ours. Also, Ariel Stein likes a good, sloppy, topless on-camera make out session as much as the rest of us.
- Charlie Crist gets the stamp of approval by noted political influencer Real Housewife Jill Zarin, but not from his wife’s first husband.
- Jeff Kottkamp and his wonderful mustache are running for Attorney General.
- RIP Overtown Nurse Shark.
- We have a new housing director, a comedian.
