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Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series.
Arrested: 6/19
Charges: Money Laundering and Cocaine Trafficking
A man wearing a T-shirt with a $100 bill on it was arrested for money laundering. That’s almost poetry right there. Money launderer with money on his laundry.
Arrested: 6/14
Charges: Drinking in Public, Resisting Officer Without Violence
This guy is the personification of that electronic remake of “Cotton Eye Joe.”
Arrested: 6/14
Charges: Battery and Burglary
You know, we can see that when you’re young, a neck full of random tattoos kind of looks cool. Then again, when you’re young, just about anything looks cool, but it’s only tattoos you’re gonna have to live with for the rest of your life.
Arrested: 6/12
Charges: Uttering Forged Bills, Uttering Forged Instruments, Cocaine Possession, and Cannabis Possession
This is just a quality mugshot pose.
Arrested: 6/16
Charges: Petit Theft
Fashion tip: If you can’t decide which earrings to wear, just wear them all!
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