As wise man, Game of Thrones creator, and nerd demigod George R.R. Martin once said, “The stronger the beard, the stronger the man.” Okay, he didn’t really say that. But judging from the characters he created (and by Martin’s own bushy chinpiece), it’s fair to assume that statement is part…
You already know that briefly adopting adorable bunnies for Easter, only to ditch them at a shelter or in the wild a couple months down the road, makes you a horrible monster. It also means you’re missing the point of Easter. No, not the blessed resurrection of our lord and…
O Cinema is known (and loved) for its eclectic mix of weird, wacky and wildly artistic flicks, and now they’re branching out into another genre. Namely, what the fuck? In their own words, that sums up the films in their new series, BiZz-R-O Cinema, kicking off on April 5. The…
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As Pain & Gain, Michael Bay’s upcoming movie based on a New Times story, gets closer and closer to its release date, the staff here in the office has become slowly but surely divided. In one corner, the optimists — those who saw the original trailer for the film and…
Here’s the thing about Real Housewives drama: Just when you think it’s all been settled, some new issue rears up and bitch-slaps you across the face. So if you thought the beef between Lisa Hochstein and the Miami Design Preservation League ended when the reality star and her “Boob God”…
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One of the many great things about Robert Rodriguez’ Planet Terror, besides the zombies and Rose McGowan’s machine gun leg, were the homicidal twin babysitters who would not let a zombie apocalypse stop them from getting paid. The director has now rehired Electra and Elise Avellán (his own nieces) to…
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