The day we have all been waiting for is here: the Basketball Wives Season Three reunion. To say this is our Christmas is an understatement. This third season has been a doozy with love, loss, furry, and fighting like we have never seen before. So we think it’s appropriate that…
The quest for the next action hero has been on ever since the Terminator became the Governator. But glaringly absent from the parade of would-be heirs to the throne have been the old school breed of ass-kicker so many grew up with in the ’80s, the sword-wielding hero at the…
For any Basketball Wives fan out there, we think its safe to say that this was the best season yet. With the addition of Meeka Claxton, the love of Chad Ochocinco and Evelyn Lozada, and the general drama these ladies bring, it has been a very entertaining nine weeks. And…
In 30 Minutes or Less, Danny McBride and Nick Swardson play Dwayne and Travis, a duo of going-nowhere types who, on the advice of a stripper, decide to off Dwayne’s hard-ass, Lotto-winning ex-Marine of a dad and live off the inheritance. They need $100,000 up front for the hit man,…
Can Another Earth’s Brit Marling carry her movie?
30 Minutes or Less plays it too safe
Tabloid: Errol Morris’s queasily entertaining freak show
We’re not shy about our love of MOCA’s annual showcase of video art, the Optic Nerve Festival. Heck we even voted it our Best Film Festival in Miami this year. From Coral Morphologic’s glowing sea creatures to Christy Gast tap dancing on the rim of Lake Okeechobee, our city is…
Can you believe we made it to the season finale of Basketball Wives? And most importantly, can you believe that we have been watching this mess for that long? Well, here we are and in true VH1 style, this episode started off with the ladies doing what they do best:…
Brit Marling, the lithe, stunning co-writer and star of Mike Cahill’s Another Earth, plays Rhoda, a 17-year-old who is celebrating her acceptance to MIT on the same night that a new planet is discovered. Called Earth 2 by the denizens of Earth 1, this planet will prove to house a…
The Jersey Shore is moving to Italy tonight. It reminds us that we were once stuck with them. We’re proud of Miami for kicking them out, but apparently we’re not quite rid of them as Mike “The Sitiuation” Sorrentino is being sued in the Magic City for not wearing his…
A uniquely Freudian entry in the body-switching comedy canon, The Change-Up stars JasonBateman as anal-retentive lawyer/family man Dave, and Ryan Reynolds as Dave’s classically anal-expulsive stoner/playboy childhood friend Mitch. One drunken night, Dave admits that he’s secretly jealous of Mitch’s life of reckless indulgence. Thanks to some hazy mechanics involving…
The Change-Up: Guys pee, swap bodies, and discover their true selves
Beats, Rhymes & Life is a phenomenal doc about A Tribe Called Quest
Evelyn Lozada has survived three seasons of Basketball Wives, which, by the way, is VH1’s highest-rated show. And though she might have once been engaged to an NBA-er, she is now set to marry NFL/social media king Chad Ochocinco. The woman is beloved. She has almost 500,000 Twitter followers, while…
Now that the ladies of Basketball Wives are back from their vacation in Rome, Italy, which ended with Tami Roman hitting Meeka Claxton in the face inside of a nightclub, they all seem to be back to normal. Which of course means they are going out lunch and drinking at…
The wrinkle in this retelling is that Beats, Rhymes & Life: The Travels of a Tribe Called Quest is a phenomenal documentary. Making a “love letter” to his all-time favorite musicians, Rapaport devotes the film’s first half to deftly curated archival material, golden-age hip-hop perspectives from the likes of DJ…
Discovery Channel’s Shark Week, everybody’s favorite midsummer TV party, began its yearly run last night, and we couldn’t be more excited. For one week, the majestic and vicious kings of the ocean give us a much-needed break from the reruns that usually dominate the August airwaves. What could be better?…
Just when Harry Potter thought he was going to reign, when nothing could outdo his finest spells and ghastly encounters, Captain America crashed into his moment of grandeur, sending his epic, final film spiraling downward in a battle at the box office. That’s right: the puny, outdated action hero who…
How frequently do we describe our mood as “ecstatic”? Between the monotonous doom of the debt-limit crisis, the ticking time bomb of hurricane season, trying to stay alive in traffic, trying to pay the rent, and the unrelenting, absolutely suffocating humidity, we’re lucky if we ever just feel not-lousy. This weekend,…
There are movies that make news and movies that are news. World on a Wire is one of the latter. Suddenly: a virtually unknown, newly restored, two-part tele-film directed by long-gone wunderkind R.W. Fassbinder at the height of his powers.World on a Wire, which opens this week at the Miami…
With San Diego’s Comic-Con at an end, it’s probably still OK to talk nerd shit. You may be thinking, “but Mr. Winters, you seem like the coolest maternal fornicator around, what could you possibly know about dweeb nonsense?” We’ll have you know I’m an O.G. (original geek) and used to…
