Bridesmaids Proves Schizophrenic, Mixing Raunch and Rom-Com

Bridesmaids, which opens this weekend, is a high-profile test case. Directed by Paul Feig (Freaks and Geeks creator), it’s the first female-fronted comedy produced by Hollywood kingpin Judd Apatow, who has weathered criticism in the past for his brand’s dude-centric point of view. It’s also built around the talents of…

Kenneth Branagh’s Thor Is a Bore

After more than a decade of high-profile Hollywood reboots, the shelves at Marvel and DC are starting to look empty. First came the obvious candidates: comic book vigilantes like Batman and Daredevil transformed seamlessly into action/crime anti-heroes. Then came teen idol Spider-Man, social-pariah supergroup the X-Men, righteous rageaholic Hulk, and…

Circo Docx About Mexican Circus Opens at O Cinema on Cinco de Mayo

“The circus is tough and beautiful,” says a talking head in Aaron Schock’s documentary on the small, struggling, family-owned Circo Mexico. It’s an apt description of the film itself, which opens tomorrow at O Cinema. It’s a riveting patchwork of interconnected dramas that include difficult in-laws, arguments about money and…

La Pageant Diva‘s Elika Crespo on Chongas, Black Swan, and Hialeah

La Pageant Diva, whether you think it was warranted or not, received the loudest cheer at the Borscht Film Festival. The hilarious satire of glamor, beauty pageantry, and celebrity obsession parodied such movies as Black Swan and The Birdcage. It stood out when juxtaposed against some of the more artsy, complicated work of…

Julian Rodriguez on Borscht, Cuban Canal Pirates, and Mortal Kombat

We’re still basking in the awesome afterglow of Borscht 7. Perhaps one of the smartest moves the Borscht crew made that night was starting the show with Piratas, Julian Rodriguez’s film about his beloved boat nearly being stolen by canal pirates.The film, which includes Julian running down the streets in…

Top Ten Most Disturbing Movies Ever Made

Movies stay with you. Horror flicks scare, rom-coms mold our ideas of love, and dramas tear at our hearts. Filmmakers are aware of the impact that they have on the human psyche and that’s what they feed off of.But it’s that select group of films that forever stays with us…

Real Housewives of Miami‘s Extreme Faces Invade Etsy

Something’s not a meme until it’s sold on Etsy, right? At least that’s how we judge it (see our Human Centipede and Charlie Sheen handmade roundups). So consider us proud parents as the ladies of Real Housewives of Miami are now immortalized on the indie goods site. David Gilmore, the…

Certified Copy: Before Sunset for Grown-Ups

Abbas Kiarostami’s Certified Copy opens at Miami Beach Cinematheque and Cosford this weekend.  The Iranian modernist’s first feature to be shot in the West is a flawless riff on our indigenous art cinema. It’s a romantic, sun-dappled Voyage to Italy with a Before Sunset structure and Marienbad backbeat, not to…

24 Hours Left to Enter 24 Hour Film Race

Hollywood is bloated and slow. It takes those bozos months, if not years, to shoot a movie. They’re still using dial up, when the Borscht Film Festival has gone over to fiber optic. It took many of the Borscht boys less than a month to put together finished films which…