Real Housewives of Miami Season Two: Our Predictions

There is a very good chance that when you watched the Real Housewives of Miami, you thought there was no chance in hell they were getting a another season. Much like their sister show, Miami Social, we thought they were goners for sure — mainly because, much like Social, the…

Jersey Shore Shark Attack Fulfills Our Reality TV Fantasies

When we first saw the words “Jersey Shore Shark Attack,” we immediately imagined that the Jersey Shore cast had returned to Miami for another season of embarrassing, drunken antics — and were tragically eaten alive in the waters of South Beach. (On-camera, one hoped.) It turns out that didn’t happen…

Video: Art Basel Miami Beach 2011

Art Basel Miami 2011 may be over, but reliving it through photos, videos, text messages, status updates, tweets, and old school real life conversations has only just begun. Here’s some of what we saw, including Ron English, Mr. Brainwash, SCOPE art fair, Design Miami, the Neckface movie, Salem at the…

Tough Love Episode Ten: Bahama Mamas Get on The Love Boat

So, last week’s hot seat took not one, but two different Sunday nights to get through. Maybe because there was not one, not two, but three different ladies that did the worst last week. And Miss Christine took the cake as the hottest mess of them all. She not only…

The Heir Apparent: Largo Winch Shows Promise, Peters Out

He’s not the ultimate cliche, but he’s not totally novel either. That tawny-skinned, unwaveringly confident, effortlessly good-looking guy of unclear ethnicity, we mean. He tumbles around the planet appearing penniless, but his mysterious refusal to talk about his past gives the distinct impression that he’s no simple, carefree cosmopolitan vagabond.This…

“Shame”: Michael Fassbender’s Extreme Sex Addiction

Steve McQueen’s first two films both star Michael Fassbender, feature virtually interchangeable titles, and are nearly as grueling to watch as they must have been to make. But where Shame might be nearly as excruciating as 2008’s Hunger, it’s a lot less exalted. In Hunger, Fassbender’s imprisoned Irish revolutionary Bobby…

Best Lothario Films: Eight Movie Womanizers

The movies are full of bed-hopping men — think of Humphrey Bogart’s serial flirtations in The Big Sleep (1946) and Richard Roundtree laying his way uptown and down in Shaft (1971). But in Steve McQueen’s Shame, womanizing is not just an outgrowth of the plot — it is the plot…

Tough Love Miami: Knock, Knock, Your Ex Is Here

id anyone catch the preview for Baseball Wives before Tough Love Miami began? Goodness, that show looks great.Now imagine: you’re sitting at home in your reality show mansion and all of a sudden, Knock, Knock. You think, “There must be someone at the door.” Oh yes, there sure is: it’s…