Film, TV & Streaming

Senna: The need for speed, for the love of God

Last week on Dancing With the Stars Kristin Cavallari was eliminated, a moment ABC recognized by tastefully using CGI to blow her up. A white blonde girl was exploded on TV — is this a tactic to distract Nancy Grace? Last night’s theme was movie scores, so we expected plenty…

If you’re a little confused as to why we’ve only been watching Tough Love Miami for two weeks, but are already are on episode three, let us explain. Last week there were two episodes, remember? Now, lets move on. We realized why the show exists, and why it’s in its third…

Listen, we don’t care if you’re into whips, chains, swinging, cuckolding, cross-dressing, biting, tickling, or whatever else gets you off. But farting? C’mon, there’s nothing sexy about flatulence… or is there? TMZ is reporting that an amateur porn site wants to buy the rights to a three-second Dancing With the…

Men don’t cry. And they don’t like love stories. Oh, yeah, and they hate all sentimental flap trap. That’s BS. Some of the most popular dick flicks of all time revolve around some schmaltzy love story and guys ball like babies when watching them. Whether it’s an epic love story…

We recently caught up with Jaie Laplante, director of the Miami International Film Festival (MIFF), which screened some 140 features and short films at its festival earlier this year. He just returned from Spain, the final leg of his tour of the international indie-film circuit, in the hunt for films…

Shut Up Little Man! at 0 Cinema October 6-9

3 at Miami Beach Cinematheque and Cosford Cinema October 7-9

In The Ides of March, Clooney’s political thriller, intrigue drowns out argument

Last week on Dancing With the Stars (or DWTS for brevity’s sake) America had a referendum on what it meant to be a ‘star’ and kicked off Elisabetta and her partner of indistinguishable European descent. Sorry Betta, you were gone too soon! And by ‘too soon’ we meant before we…

Manhattan’s clubland outlasted AIDS, it out-partied Andy Warhol, but it couldn’t survive Rudy Giuliani. In Limelight, filmmaker Billy Corben wandered from his traditional muse, his hometown of Miami, to tell of the tribulations and literal trial of former NY nightclub king Peter Gatien. He was targeted by the feds and…

So, Tough Love is back. And they brought the ladies right here to the Magic City (as if we didn’t have enough insanity in this town… ). If you’ve never had the pleasure of watching Tough Love, the premise of the program is to take a bunch of girls, put…

50/50: Cancer memoir meets Seth Rogen comedy

The Tree at Miami Beach Cinematheque, Cosford Cinema, and Tower Theater beginning September 30

Wouldn’t it have been awesome to have two older brothers with a shit ton of film knowledge to steer you away from films that have Dane Cook in them? Miami artists Kevin Arrow and Barron Sherer are not your brothers. But they have generously made their film expertise available to…

When it comes to Miami, we have had our fair share of reality shows call the 305 home. From Jersey Shore to Bad Girls Club, it seems cable networks love to embarrass our city one drunken bar fight at a time. And while we have another one coming right around…

For men, crying is an activity best performed after a death, a championship loss, or in the shower listening to Dido after learning the Arrested Development movie is a no-go. Prior to the pussification of the West, which began mere minutes after whatever Mad Men’s cancellation date is set as,…

For the last few months, we’ve been hearing rumors that not only is a second season of Real Housewives of Miami happening, but they are already adding a few new A-listers to the lineup. While we have heard that everyone from Tracy Mourning to Tara Solomon are in the running,…

Forged is one of those rare cases when an indie film fires on all cylinders. The story of Chuco, an ex-con with a horrific past, uses a stylized aesthetic, decent to good actors, technical acuity, and an engaging story to keep you interested and entertained throughout the entire film.The film…

Our initial impressions of Dancing With the Stars last week, the first week we ever watched the series, was mild shock at just how not obnoxious the show is in comparison to its contemporaries. And though we, as fans of crazy people, were upset that Ron Artest was kicked off…

You always have to cut indie films a little slack. The films have little to no budget and they are usually a first time for the writer, director, and actors involved.All She Can, screening as part of the Maya Indie Film Series, is definitely an indie project. The cuts are…

You might know Tom Shadyac as the director of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, The Nutty Professor, Liar Liar, Bruce Almighty, and a bunch of other Hollywood mega hits. But you probably don’t know what he’s been up to lately. After a 2007 cycling accident that almost left him permanently incapacitated,…