Technology has done wonders for our modern lives: the iPad, Skype, sexting. But if there’s one major drawback to our brave new world of interconnectedness, it’s this: that awkward moment when middle-aged folks fight over Twitter. They usually say something along the lines of “twat” instead of “tweet.” And nobody…
Can you conquer the G-String Crawl? Dare you enter the Dominatrix Dungeon? Will you slide into the Honey Tunnel or tackle the Blue Balls Dash? Don’t worry — you didn’t fall asleep in front of the phone sex infomercials again. These are just a few of the sex-themed obstacles for…
Here in Miami, fitness is a way of life. And it’s not just because bikini season never ends (though that is one hell of a motivating factor). The Magic City crowd is made up of a unique mix of vain party people and neo-hippie health nuts. And the one thing…
This story is more amazing than the Mets in 1969. Jacob Landis, a 24-year-old from Maryland, was born with normal hearing but turned deaf by the age of 10. Luckily, he was able to receive a cochlear implant allowing him to regain the ability to hear. A cochlear implant is…
If you don’t believe in miracles, well, you should. Last week’s episode of Real Housewives of Miami mentioned little to nothing about holy matrimony. Sure, they shopped for bridesmaid dresses, but that is about it. But the lack of nuptials came to a screeching halt last night. If you were…
With the end of Breaking Bad on its way, we’ve been thinking about crystal meth. Not actually going out and using the stuff, of course. But its symptoms are eerily similar to be behavior of the people on Bravo reality shows. Think about it: The mania, the twitchiness, the weight…
Travis Kalanick is a very busy man. Sitting on an overstuffed couch in the library of the Soho Beach House, the CEO of the San Francisco-based “digital dispatch” app Uber is feverishly typing away on his phone, in the midst of handling affairs at his rapidly growing startup. He rises…
Ladies, hang on to your husbands. The Vivid Live luxury gentleman’s club is officially open for your viewing pleasure. With Vivid Entertainment at the helm, you know you’re in for a class-act. These are the same people who made Kim Kardashian famous, who made Farrah Abraham a back-door mom, who…
So Joshua from Girls and Magda from There’s Something About Mary all walk into the Soho House. No, that really happened. Sure, Patrick Wilson and Lin Shaye are known for more than that, but they found a snuggly place in your heart for those two roles alone. And now, you…
Just when you thought Miami couldn’t get any sexier and/or seedier, here comes Vivid Live, a strip club branded by Vivid Entertainment, known for distributing the celebrity sex tapes of Kim Kardashian, Farrah Abraham, and others. The club opens this weekend with fanfare usually reserved for Hollywood movie premieres. On…
If we have learned one thing from Real Housewives of Miami, it’s that we want to work for Lea Black. All it seems you need is a fierce Spanish accent, some sass, and no work ethic whatsoever. And hey, if we can’t be on her staff, we want to be…
Sure, Miami’s an EDM-heavy, beat freak haven. But that hasn’t scared off other styles of music, especially those with close ties to the Magic City’s Latin culture. Just ask the folks behind the Cuba Nu-Wave Festival, bringing four multitalented musicians to the Gusman Center this Saturday to kick it, Cuban…
This Saturday, six teams of “Special Operations Warriors,” a group of veterans from the US armed services, mounted a team of Kawasaki Jet Skis along the shoreline in front of Miami Marine Stadium in order to commemorate the “Never Quit Challenge,” a private charity ride 1,600 miles up the East…
Farrah Abraham is the Teen Mom breakout star who went on to star in Vivid Entertainment’s best-selling sex tape of all time. As such, she’s fodder for a riveting game of hypotheticals. For example: Would you live free and easy if it meant having verifiable sex only twice? To become…
There is a line from a Sex and the City episode in which Carrie Bradshaw attempts to break up a fight with a few famous words: “”Stop it! Stop fighting! For heaven’s sake, you’re middle aged!” Really, this quote could not be more appropriate for our ladies on The Real…
For years now, it’s been common knowledge that Florida is the worst state. Ask nearly anyone in the U.S., including plenty of native Floridians, and they’ll tell you: This place is just too weird, too corrupt, too conservative and contradictory and perverse. But when it comes to porn, the weirdest,…
Episode three of The Real Housewives of Miami features possibly the saddest thing since Miley Cyrus’ performance at the VMAs. Pobre Adriana has to stand in the rain for a cab because her car is broken down. Plus, she’s fighting with her best friend over a piece of paper, loans,…
It’s no doubt one of your worst fears. Thanks to Hollywood, just the thought of people breaking into your home to kill you has likely run through your mind. Even now, the idea probably sends a chill down your spine. Run to your neighbors for help? Nope, they’re dead. Now,…
Did you miss your chance to slow dance with George Takei during Florida Supercon in July? Good news: You’ll have another chance to bask in the serene, Internet-y glow of Sulu this fall, when Takei returns to Miami for the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force’s annual Miami Recognition Dinner…
Adriana de Moura and her Real Housewives of Miami co-star Joanna Krupa are dueling brides this season. But over-the-top weddings aren’t the only interest the two share — and the bride war battlefield isn’t the only arena in which they’re competing for attention. Krupa is a longtime supporter of animal…
A mother-son team in Lake Mary, Florida, carried out their own personal Robin Hood dreams earlier this year when authorities say they stole over $70,000 from hot-shot celebrities like Kim Kardashian, her mother Kris Jenner, and Ashton Kutcher. But it’s not exactly a Robin Hood story. Kyah Green and Luis…
Well, episode two of RHOM has arrived and still no Mama Elsa. So essentially, it was a big waste of time. But maybe not completely…. First, however, we are met with Joanna and Romain’s #FirstWorldProblems as they hit an all time high this evening. Miss Krupa is so very busy…
