London Galling

Concerning culinary schools, I’ve been on both sides of the lectern. The moment I remember most vividly as a student occurred at the Culinary Institute of America, when my teacher picked up a bowl of hollandaise sauce I had just finished making and hurled it against the kitchen wall. My…

Seafood Fresh, Not Fast

Suggesting as it does that the place is a one-and-only sort of joint run by a guy named Joe, the name “Joey’s Only Seafood Restaurant” is a little questionable for a chain eatery. And Joey’s Only is indeed a chain. Unlike McD’s, however, Joey’s is a Canadian chain, and so…

Nada but Empanadas

There are strong similarities in many dishes originating in Latin America and the Caribbean, but there are also differences, however subtle. It is a source of frustration for people who like to taste-test food analytically that so many Miami ethnic eateries supposedly specializing in the food of one country also…

Pleasingly Peru

For those who love to dine out, strolling along Giralda Avenue in Coral Gables is like being a kid again and traipsing through the aisles of a candy store — a global one at that, with alluringly packaged delights from Spain (La Dorada), Italy (La Gastronomia), Vietnam (Miss Saigon), and…

Somewhere Between Hope and Hopeless

As we entered Chef Curtis’s Village Café in downtown Miami Shores, inattentiveness manifested itself immediately in terminal yellow roses on the tabletops, barely clinging to life in chintzy vases. A coffee-shop counter runs in an L-shape across one long and one short wall in this rather charmless dining room, stainless-steel…

Crazy for Caviar

It’s traditional to eat certain foods at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve to ensure good luck in the coming year. This lucky food varies from country to country. Cubans eat twelve grapes. In Germany, Poland, and Scandinavia the first bite is supposed to be herring. For those…

Style in Search of Substance

Caramelo Restaurant has beautiful plateware: elongated rectangles of red and clear glass, white teardrops and triangles, bowls that look like miniature Morris Lapidus sculptures. Weighty silverware sparkles atop meticulously crisp white linens, as does impeccably clean glassware. The two main dining rooms in the 200-seat Gables establishment are gorgeous too,…

Kung Pao Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring — except the delivery guy from the Chinese restaurant. Each country has its own age-old Xmas Eve culinary customs. In Italy it’s a multicourse seafood feast for the extended family. In France, a reveillon supper…

Gaucho Meats Cowboy

Texas and Brazil are both sizable, sun-drenched territories inhabited by cattle, cowboys, and proud, beef-eating people with hearty appetites. Makes sense, then, that the Texas de Brazil Churrascaria chain would post its first restaurant in the Lone Star state. That was in 1998; there are now seven such Brazilian steak…

Tenpins and Cocktails

On the glam sports scale, bowling has always ranked right up there with croquet and badminton. That’s not to badmouth bowling. In fact, it’s probably bowling’s nonglamorousness that makes it nonintimidating as a participatory sport, even for a desk potato like me, whose lifetime average score, out of a possible…

Kyung Ju Kicks

“Axis of evil” status notwithstanding, North Korea, and South too, are actually very good when it comes to provoking a proliferation of potent flavors from their cuisine. This has been the case since the Sixteenth Century, when the Portuguese introduced the chili pepper and Koreans responded with a resounding “Woo!”…

Lost but Found

For ethnic food enthusiasts, there’s no greater thrill than finding a very small, very hidden eatery — and no greater compliment than to call it a “hole in the wall.” Sushi Deli takes the compliment almost too far. Located on the bottom floor of a nondescript office building, this is…

True Kosher Cuisine

Truly tasty kosher food is not easy to find in Miami, especially not at reasonable prices — that is, prices not inflated by all the necessary religious rituals and restrictions. So five-month-old Kemia is a rare treat, a place that serves kosher in the North African/Mediterranean style, and serves it…

Gaucho with a Sweet Tooth

Chocolate Fine Argentinian Cuisine is a cheery and colorful spot, its mellow yellow walls and alcoves covered with vivid paintings, the tables topped with crisp white linens, the wait staff dressed in bright orange T-shirts. A dark wooden wine rack toward the far end of the room is amply stocked…

Hidden Treasure

Lila’s Bistro, though only a weekday lunch place, is a find. But that doesn’t mean it’s easy to find. It’s not. Not even if some food-savvy friend has been kind enough to provide you with a copy of the menu, which includes these directions: “Inside pink courtyard across from Bank…

He Said, She Said, They Dined

He said: I hate little frou-frou plates of stuff, with a drizzle of this and a spit of that all around it. I like a big hunk of meat. With a bone! She said: B-o-r-i-n-g. Honestly I do not believe women are from Venus and men are from Mars. Yet…

Labors of Love

Every once in a while diners will come across a restaurant that makes them feel happy the minute they walk in the door. Crabby’s is such a place. A lot of the cheerfulness derives from the homey look: warm knotty-pine paneling reminiscent of a rec room from a more innocent,…

Dreaming in Puerto Rican

I had figured my wife would be thrilled at the prospect of dining at Benny’s Seafood Restaurant. After all, a reliable source recommended it to me as a “real Puerto Rican joint,” and my wife is a real Puerto Rican gal. As it turned out, her reaction to the idea…

Chewing on Picasso

You can buy a Felix Perdomo painting for $5800. Or at Orange Café, a self-described art café that opened earlier this year in the Design District, you can get a Picasso for $6.45. And the latter comes with crinkle potato chips. Unlike the Perdomo, a large, olive-green canvas depicting a…

Hotel Dining Checks Out

The history of hotel dining in twentieth-century America was dominated by a period we’ll call the Reign of Duck l’Orange. During this time, which covered many decades, you couldn’t walk into a well-regarded hotel restaurant without encountering this glazed bird, along with steak tartare, trout amandine, and other Continental classics…

The King of Sandwiches

A chivito is an Uruguayan sandwich that could give a Philadelphia cheese steak a run for its money — that is, if you’re talking about potential to become a fast-food classic. And if you’re talking about size, a chivito could leave a Philly in the dust, along with the rest…

A Tale of Two Menus

While it’s true that Chinese food isn’t as favored in this country as it was before the Asian invasion of Thai and Japanese eateries, it remains a staggeringly popular dinner choice. According to a recent article in the New York Times, there are nearly 36,000 Chinese restaurants in America, which…