Miami-Dade County Commissioners Refuse to Support Plan to Restore the Everglades

For nearly 20 years, Florida has planned to buy back land from Big Sugar companies south of Lake Okeechobee to help restore clean water flow to the Everglades. The plan is nearly universally backed by scientists and climate experts, who blame sugar companies for pumping pollutants into the state water supply, ruining Lake O, and occasionally turning the coasts into green sludge.

FPL Wants to Store Radioactive Waste Under Our Drinking Water Supply

Florida is basically one gigantic hunk of porous limestone with pythons, buildings, and Medicare frauds sunning themselves on top. Underneath is South Florida’s main source of drinking water, the Biscayne Aquifer, a pristine pool of underground liquid that’s become increasingly susceptible to pollution and saltwater intrusion.

Miami’s Ten Worst Environmental Scandals This Year

The very concept of “Florida” is bad for the environment. America saw the Everglades, shining, glorious, and pristine, and agreed to put people — trash-burning, alligator-punching, Panda Express-eating people — smack in the middle of the area. Florida became a state 172 years ago and has been shoveling vomit and oil runoff into the Everglades for 172 of those years.

Everglades Dolphins Have World’s Worst Mercury Contamination

First, the good news: Bottlenose dolphins still live along the South Florida coast and within the Everglades despite humanity’s century-long quest to murder every creature native to the River of Grass. Now, the bad: Those dolphins are dying, and Florida International University scientists now say the aquatic mammals that live in the Glades have soaked up more mercury than dolphins in any other habitat on Earth.

Miami’s Long, Weird History of Animal Abuse Cases

When Chis Emerson rode his horse Trigger into Miami-Dade County from South Carolina last Wednesday morning, locals were dismayed. The horse was in awful condition. His mouth was pockmarked with sores, one eye was blind, and his back was so raw and abused that he’d bite anyone who tried to touch it…

King-Tide Floodwater in Miami Beach Might Be Full of Human Waste

As a historic supermoon glows over Miami Beach this week, record-breaking king tides boosted by sea-level rise are swamping the barrier island. In what has become an October tradition, residents have to wade through pools of deep standing water on sidewalks and in parking lots to go about their daily lives.

Support for the Anti-Solar Amendment 1 Is Plummeting, Poll Says

Nearly every major newspaper in Florida has told people to avoid Amendment 1 like a nest of Aedes aegypti mosquitoes. The amendment is deceptive and designed to prevent Floridians from getting solar panels despite fraudulently claiming to be pro-solar. It’s being pushed by corporations such as Florida Power & Light, ExxonMobil, and Koch Industries.

Tegu Lizards Are Taking Over the Everglades

With his trusty German shepherd in tow, Rodney Irwin drives past a state mental hospital at the edge of the Everglades and pulls into the brush. A machete rests on the floorboard beneath his feet, and a gallon of his favorite drink — Walmart-brand black-cherry soda mixed with orange Gatorade…

Miami Beach Might Use Bats to Eat Zika Mosquitoes

Miami is at war with the Aedes aegpyti mosquito. Though minuscule, the tiny, zebra-striped bug is wreaking havoc on the area’s economy through the Zika virus. Government officials have declared an all-out assault on the blood-suckers, but the county’s first line of defense — the much-debated pesticide naled — may not be…