Grand Theft Guayabera Caught on Camera in Coral Gables

Guayaberas Etc. is a store in downtown Coral Gables that specializes in Cuban clothing and memorabilia. The shop is located right across from city hall. Last Friday, it was the victim of a blatant smash-and-grab robbery. On September 13, just after midnight, a man and woman smashed through the store’s…

Quentin Wyche Convicted of Killing FIU Running Back Kendall Berry

A man who used a pair of scissors to fatally stab a popular Florida International University football player was found guilty of second-degree murder yesterday. Six jurors convicted Quentin Wyche. According to CBS4, Wyche’s mother sang a hymn as he was handcuffed and led out of the courtroom. Wyche had…

Dumb Miami Kid Accidentally Shot His 83-Year-Old Grandmother

Eighty-three-year-old Marian Hill is recovering in the hospital after her grandson, 23-year-old Kenneth Smith, Jr., accidentally shot her in the leg yesterday. The incident happened after Smith argued with his brother, Robert Hill, 28, over his cell phone and decided to pull out a gun in the family residence…

Miami Beach Relieves Det. Philippe Archer of Duty

Philippe Archer, the Miami Beach Police detective who has demonstrated a flair for beating the shit out of people and is now the subject of three lawsuits, has been relieved of duty. See also: Miami Beach Man Claims Cop Knocked Him Out When He Tried to Be a Good Samaritan…

Zimmerman’s Wife Pleads Guilty to Perjury Charges

You can get away with killing an unarmed black teenager in this country, but you sure aren’t going to get away with lying to the courts about money. George Zimmerman’s wife Shellie pleaded guilty this morning to a misdemeanor charge of perjury after she lied about the couple’s financial situation…