Miami Musician Who Threatened to Kill Obama Avoids Jail Time

Joaquin Amador Serrapio Jr., the 20-year-old local musician who fantasized on social media about killing Barack Obama, will avoid jail time after his threats caught the attention of the Secret Service. Instead, Serrapio will face home confinement, probation, and community service. He’ll also be forced to speak to high school…

Chad Johnson Gets $100,000 Offer to Star in Porn

Because the world of adult entertainment is eminently classy, a pornography company has decided to capitalize on a domestic violence case for its own publicity purposes by offering Chad Johnson $100,000 to star in porn.Before Johnson was arrested this weekend and subsequently cut from the Miami Dolphins, he did tell…

Chris Paciello, Former SoBe Kingpin, Beats DUI Charges

Ever notice how some of Miami’s most connected, bold-faced names always somehow get their DUIs reduced to reckless driving charges? It was a recurring theme in our rundown of celeb mug shots.Well, controversial South Beach nightlife icon Chris Paciello is the latest to join the club. He’s escaped DUI charges…

Horse Rape, Cocaine, and Armed Robbery: Ten Crazy Incidents at Calder

Read the New Times investigation: “Cheaters Prosper at Calder Race Course”This week’s feature story focuses on horse doping and fraud allegations at Calder Race Course, Florida’s biggest and most lucrative track.During our two-month investigation, we also got our hands on more than 600 pages of city and state police records…