Efraim Diveroli Re-arrested for Arms Dealing

Efraim Diveroli, the irrepressible 24-year-old arms trafficker and Miami Beach felon, was arrested Friday for attempting to sell large quantities of ammunition to undercover federal agents in central Florida. He’s been detained without bond in Orange County and charged with “possession of firearms as a convicted felon” and “possession of…

Poop Bandits Arrested For Defiling St. Pete’s Finest Swimming Pool

Two teens in St. Petersburg, Florida evidently decided to while away their fading halcyon days of youth with a time-honored American tradition: Sneaking into the fanciest hotel pool in town and pooping all over that bastard. What, like you’ve never done it? (Looking at you Kim Kardashian.)It was the perfect…

Former County Employee Arrested for Child Porn

In today’s roundup of the sins of South Florida: A former county employee faces 20 charges of child pornography, a man is killed after a fight at a South Beach club, a veteran security guard is mysteriously found dead behind a dollar store in Southwest Dade, two men are arrested…

Meet Orestes Gonzalez, Busted in a 200-pound Horse Meat Sting

Miami-Dade County’s once-burgeoning horse meat black market has become a foolhardy trade due to prowling undercover cops and a new Florida law sending equine-flesh-peddlers to prison for a year. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t plenty of criminals still determined–or dumb–enough to sell horse meat. “A lot of people are…

One Dead, Two Injured in Taxi Cab Drive-By Shooting

In today’s roundup of bullets and other bad things: A taxi cab is shot up in a drive-by, leaving one man dead; another teen is a victim of gun violence in Liberty City; the Miami Hurricanes football team struggles with Twitter; and early voting begins…

Hialeah McDonald’s Robbed by Employee Dressed as Ninja

A McDonald’s in Hialeah was robbed not once, but twice by a man dressed like a ninja, in head-to-toe black. Turned out the robberies were perpetrated by Michel Quiroz, an 18-year-old employee at the restaurant. He even continued to show up for work after the robberies, but eventually his co-workers…

Man Found Shot to Death in Truck

In today’s news roundup: A dead body is found in a truck, a teacher drives while under the influence of booze and Xanax, and those huge LCD billboards in downtown Miami have a long way to go before they’re erected…

Teen Girl’s Arm Might Have Been Severed in Airboat Accident

In today’s roundup of the woes of South Florida: An airboat accident injures a young girl, another Florida panther dies thanks to careless drivers, the father who beat his son to brain-death in a “boxing lesson” will face murder charges, and our old friend Principal “Eat Shit and Die” has…