Rick Scott Still Doesn’t Even Have a Short List for Lt. Gov.

Governor Rick Scott will be in Miami tonight to grab dinner with former Gov. Jeb Bush, Board of Education chairman Gary Chartrand and State Senator John Thrasher. Of course, John Thrasher has been touted lately as a possible replacement for ex-Lt. Gov. Jennifer Carroll. Though, Scott’s staff says tonight’s dinner…

Group Wants to Name Hurricanes After Marco Rubio

Have you ever shared your name with a Hurricane? It makes for a rather odd week when Hurricane [Your Name] is churning toward Florida and threatening to destroy it. Well, environmental advocacy group 350.org has come up with a new way to name Hurricanes that would spare people who happened…

Reports: Francis Suarez Dropping Out of Mayor’s Race

Well, Tomas Regalado is now all but certain to be Miami’s mayor again for the next four years. According to reports from both The Miami Herald and El Nuevo Herald, his main competitor, commissioner Francis Suarez, is expected to drop out of the race after a turbulent period in his…

President Obama Doesn’t Agree With Miami-Dade’s Pit Bull Ban

The same week President Obama added a new dog to his family, he’s also come out against breed-specific legislation that forbids ownership of certain types of dogs. The White House responded to a “We the People” petition calling for the ban of all breed-specific legislation and claimed laws like Miami-Dade…

Allen West Is Acting Like a Guy Running For President in 2016

South Florida had to know that booting Allen West out of Congress wouldn’t mean an end to reading about Allen West’s antics. The guy almost immediately landed a gig on Fox News after leaving Washington, after all. Still, dealing with West’s rants about Muslims and Obamacare on Murdoch’s network is…

Florida Rep. Ted Yoho Calls Tanning Tax “Racist”

North Florida Republican Rep. Ted Yoho, a Tea Party favorite, was caught on tape last week at a town-hall meeting in Gainesville claiming the tanning tax created by the Affordable Care Act is “racist.” He then claimed that because he went to a tanning salon twice, he has now been…

Carlos Danger Is Real, and He’s a Psychiatrist in Miami

Thanks to Anthony Weiner’s inhuman drive to keep sexy talking ladies online, Carlos Danger has ruled Twitter this afternoon. Based on screen caps posted to the Dirty — and partially confirmed in a statement from the ex-congressman — “Carlos Danger” was the hilariously dashing pseudonym he used in his latest…

Justice Department Sues Florida Over Shoddy Care of Disabled Children

The U.S. Department of Justice officially filed a lawsuit today against the State of Florida for its “deliberate indifference to the suffering” of disabled children and violating the Americans with Disabilities act. The DOJ first warned Florida about the matter two years ago, but has decided Rick Scott’s government, including…

Some Tea Partiers Want to Recall Marco Rubio

Apparently there’s a small but growing effort among Florida Tea Party members to recall their former hero Marco Rubio. There’s just one problem: You can’t actually recall senators in Florida. So first they will try to get a law passed that would allow a recall election in the first place…

Jeb Bush’s Nigerian Bribery Scandal Is Back in Court

Just in time for the latest round of Jeb for Prez speculation, the juiciest scandal tied to Florida’s former governor is headed back to court. The courts are revisiting a two-decades old charge that a company Bush cofounded spent millions bribing Nigerian officials with federally loaned money to secure a…

Marco Rubio Is Dropping Fast in Republican Polls

Just last year Marco Rubio was dubbed the “Republican Savior.” Now he’s getting booed by the Tea Partiers who first helped him come to power, and that fall is reflected in several new national polls. Over at Five Thirty Eight, Micah Cohen analyzes Rubio’s latest numbers. It’s not a pretty…

Failed Mayoral Candidate Joe Martinez Has a Cologne

Former Miami-Dade County commissioner and failed mayoral candidate Joe Martinez has launched his own cologne. It’s called the Commissioner. It has top notes of anise and cardamom. It retails for $33.33 online. It comes with the tag line “There’s no future quitting.” It’s being sold in stores exclusively by Santayana…

Marco Rubio Plans to Introduce 20-Week Abortion Ban in Senate

Marco Rubio’s handling of the immigration bill may have left him bruised and beaten from both sides of the political spectrum, but that doesn’t mean Florida’s junior senator is about to shy away from controversial legislation anytime soon. For his next trick, the tarnished conservative Golden boy will take on…