Jeb Bush Tried to Buy the Marlins; Jeffrey Loria Wouldn’t Sell

Everyone thinks Jeb Bush should have presidential ambitions, but apparently last summer he was more interested in another one of his brother’s old jobs: Major League Baseball team owner. According to the Miami Herald’s Barry Jackson, Bush put together a group of investors and tried to buy the Marlins from…

What Would Rick Scott’s Spotify Playlist Sound Like?

Yesterday, Sen. Marco Rubio released his Spotify playlist on the world. It got us thinking about the musical tastes of other Florida politicians. We don’t really expect Gov. Rick Scott to be dropping his mixtape anytime soon, so through the wonderful powers of satire, Riptide has imagined what that mixtape might include. …

Marco Rubio Says He Could Run for President, Discusses Tupac

In further a effort to prove he’s totally hip and with it, Sen. Marco Rubio sat down with Buzzfeed, a .GIF site with some political reporters, to discuss a wide ranging series of topics over beer with editor Ben Smith. Rubio discussed a number of issues, including his belief that gay…

Miami-Dade Could Print Ballots In Just One Language

On the same day Rick Scott’s secretary of state issued a plan to avoid a repeat of November’s catastrophic voting delays, a Miami commissioner put out his own, more radical idea: Printing Dade County’s ballots in a single language, instead of the lengthy documents in English, Spanish and Haitian Creole.Don’t…

Watch LeBron James Get Really Nervous Around President Obama

LeBron James isn’t intimidated by much. The Heat’s championship run last season was a testament to that. Though, when the team traveled to the White House today to be honored by President Obama, James seemed pretty starstruck and amazed he was actually being honored at the White House…

Here’s Video of the “Satanists” for Rick Scott Rally

So, it turned out that those “Satanists” who announced that they were rallying in favor of Rick Scott were really actors for a mockumentary about “the nicest Satanic cult in the world.” Though it may have been fiction, the rally still went down as planned this week on the steps…

Manny Diaz Might Run for Governor of Florida

Former Miami Mayor Manny Diaz’s name has long been thrown around when it comes to possible Democratic candidates for statewide office, but it appears he may finally be preparing to run for Governor. He hasn’t said anything publicly, but Naked Politics reports that there are plenty of signs that a…

201,000 Floridians Didn’t Vote Because of Long Lines

Remember those ridiculously long lines on Election Day? Well, according to a new analysis about 201,000 Floridians were so frustrated they gave up and got out of line before actually casting their ballot. That’s a relatively small number of the 8.4 million Floridians who did vote, but in a presidential…

Poll: Charlie Crist Has 14-Point Lead Over Rick Scott in Gov. Race

If recent Democrat convert Charlie Crist decides to run for governor, as he’s widely rumored to do, he’d wipe the floor with incumbent Republican Rick Scott 53 percent to 49 percent. Though, several other possible Democratic candidates also beat Scott in head-to-head match-ups, Crist leads Scott by the widest margin…