Every year, Florida lawmakers propose more than a thousand bills. Some of them are admirable and important changes designed to make our streets safer, our schools better, and our citizenry healthier. Then there are the other 92 percent. Here are the eight most awesomely befuddling and obscure bills from this…
Alcohol impairs your judgment? Screw it, we’ll have a shot of whiskey, a beer, and a Latin Builders Association membership application.Starting early Friday morning in downtown Miami, the LBA invited guests to drink their way to Decision 2012, offering 2 cocktail sessions between speeches by Newt Gingrich, Gov. Rick Scott,…
Portraying our first African-American president as the captain of a slave ship in a political ad probably isn’t the world’s best idea. Mark Oxner, a Republican running for Congress in the Orlando area, did just that. It’s not so much offensive, really, as it is laughably terrible…
Mitt Romney has got his groove back.Earlier this week, polls showed Newt Gingrich firmly in control of the Florida primary with a lead of as many as nine points. Then it became a virtual tie. Now two major polls show Romney is once again ahead of the former House speaker just days before…
At last, an explanation for why Rick Santorum has been acting so unhinged in the Sunshine State, from inviting an ex-Yahweh ben Yahweh member to open his campaign rally last weekend to making truly bizarre proclamations about rape: Turns out he’s really tired!Santorum, who will speak at the Miami Downtown…
Increasingly distant third place candidate Rick Santorum is desperately trying to jump start his campaign, so he’s come out with a bold new attack on the Obama administration: college is evil.”It’s no wonder President Obama wants every kid to go college,” Santorum told an audience in Naples, Florida, yesterday according…
You’ve surely heard Martin Niemöller famous quote about the German intellectual and religious communities complacency during the Nazis’ rise to power in 1930s Germany. It includes the line, “Then they came for the Jews, and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a Jew.”Well, Rick Scott decided to appropriate the…
Things aren’t getting much better for Newt Gingrich in Florida. Yesterday, three different polls showed that he’s lost his lead over Romney in the state, and now his campaign has admitted his now infamously fiery response to a South Carolina debate question about his ex-wife’s claims he wanted an open…
Mitt Romney has a square jaw and looks good on camera, but he has the real-life charisma of a bucket of hammers. It’s like he chopped up and snorted a pile of Al Gore before his speech at Freedom Tower yesterday. Still, his uncanny resemblance to Sesame Street hero Guy…
Not so fast, Newt.Three separate polls released in the past 24 hours and just days ahead of the Florida primary show that Mitt Romney may be one his way to retaking the lead once again. Two polls shows Romney with a slight lead of two percent (those are within the…
South Florida Representative and Democratic National Committee chief Debbie Wasserman Schultz is one of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords closest friends in the House. Giffords, who is still recovering after being shot in the head during a meeting with her constituents last year, offered her official resignation from Congress today in order…
Marco Rubio is sticking to his promise to stay officially neutral in the GOP primary, but earlier this week Newt Gingrich started running around the state and basically inferring that he was the Marco Rubio to Mitt Romney’s Charlie Crist. At least when he wasn’t busy calling Romney “anit-immigrant.”Well, Rubio…
The two leading lights of the Republican primary are stumping for votes all over the Magic City today, leading to the obvious question: When is someone from the Florida gay rights movement going to glitter-bomb these guys?We’re not saying it’s the right thing to do, throwing glitter all over Newt…
Before we spent way too much time with Victoria Jackson– the Miami-residing former Saturday Night Live castmember who has become a raving Tea Party luminary– we got to know her new she-can’t-be-serious persona the way the rest of America did: by gawking at online videos of her being bizarrely riveting…
No former speaker of the House knows better how to turn the tides against a well-funded, establishment-backed governor in a Republican primary in Florida than Marco Rubio, so it’s no surprise that Newt Gingrich is now publicly drawing parallels between his own campaign and Rubio’s 2010 victory. Gingrich, of course,…
Mitt Romney released his tax filings late last night as he desperately tries to run down Newt Gingrich’s ballooning lead in Florida, telling a Tampa audience: “I’m proud of the fact that I pay a lot of taxes.”But in the harsh light of morning, it’s hard to see how Floridians…
The 3 a.m. phone call has struck again. In tonight’s GOP primary debate, NBC anchor Bryan Williams asked the candidates what they would do if told that Fidel Castro had finally died and “half a million Cubans” were on their way to the United States. Mitt Romney’s hair mumbled something…
It’s not exactly like anyone was chasing the big Rick Scott endorsement anyway, but today Florida’s popularity challenged governor made it clear that he will not be endorsing anyone ahead of the state’s Republican primary. We doubt either Newt Gingrich or Mitt Romney will lose much sleep over being snubbed…
Twenty years ago, the state government passed a law that sounded good on a very simple, surface level: all sports facilities that receive public funding must be used as homeless shelters when not in use. Of course, since the law went into effect not a single arena or stadium in…
Last week, it seemed that Mitt Romney was poised to continue sweeping primary states. He was ahead in Florida by double digits, and a win in our January 31st primary would have all but cemented his status as the presumptive Republican nominee. Though, in the grand tradition of this wacky…
After stinging losses in New Hampshire and South Carolina, Rick Santorum came to Florida this weekend hoping to reboot his push toward the White House. But the ex-senator may want to vette his opening acts a bit better: At a Coral Springs rally yesterday, he invited local conservative Michael the…
Rick Perry has dropped out of the race and returned to Racial Slur Hideaway, Herman Cain is now making unwanted advances on his housecats, Rick Santorum’s last name is a synonym for booty juice, and Newt Gingrich is an angry, sexed-up troll with facial hemorrhoids. Even with Newt’s victory in…
