Rubio, Meek, and Crist Make Short “Crooked Candidates” List

Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington has released a list of “Crooked Candidates,” which, according to the organization, includes “the most corrupt and unethical candidates vying for federal office in 2010.” The list includes only 11 names, and three of them are running for Florida’s vacant Senate seat. Yes, Charlie Crist, Marco…

Jeff Greene Doesn’t Think Lindsay Lohan Pictures Are Important

Either billionaire Senate candidate Jeff Greene is surrounded by so many scandal-plagued celebrities that it is impossible for him to remember them individually, or he is straight-up avoiding questions and deliberately being misleading about his apparent friendship with Lindsay Lohan. Even as more pictures have surfaced showing Lohan in a revealing swimsuit on…

Florida Republican Candidate’s Glee-Inspired Campaign Ad

Used to be when a politician had an embarrassing kid, he or she would exercise what’s known as the “Rosemary Kennedy option.” Nowadays, you just put your crazy kid in your commercials and let him sing, dance, and get his Glee on in the hopes it will somehow get you elected. That’s what Republican Florida…

Rick Scott Cannot Salsa: Is His Governor Candidacy Doomed?

Billionaire Republican gubernatorial candidate Rick Scott visited the Little Havana Activities Center today to schmooze with Miami’s older Cuban-American constituency. He kept your abuelos entertained by playing dominoes, and he danced with your abuelas. Shockingly, though, Scott cannot dance. His moves are about as stiff as a domino. Is his…

Bad PR (UPDATED): City Commissioner Marc Sarnoff Fails Ethics Test Again

Wanted: The Community Redevelopment Agency, in charge of revitalizing the blighted downtown and Overtown districts, seeks publicist. Pay: $27,000, including a $2,500 expense account. Only well-connected flacks apply. After that call went out in April, three firms applied for the job with the agency chaired by Marc Sarnoff, city commissioner,…

Bill McCollum Is Outraged That Rick Scott Lets Homosexuals Use the Internet

The Republican primary for the governor’s chair is quickly heading toward full-out insanity. Yesterday, billionaire “conservative outsider” Rick Scott attacked his rival, Attorney General Bill McCollum, for supporting “pro-homosexual” Rudy Giuliani. Now McCollum’s campaign has struck back by pointing out that gays use a social networking site Scott had invested in.Yes, it is 2010…

Charlie Crist Holds 11-Point Lead in Senate Race

When Charlie Crist announced his candidacy for Senate, everyone kind of threw up their hands and thought, Well, guess ol’ Charlie is gonna be our next senator. But then he hugged Obama, and Marco Rubio and his brave battalion of Tea Partiers stormed his ships and threw all of his…