Polls: Charlie Crist Would Win Senate Race 2-to-1

Floridians can only juggle the names of 4 or 5 state politicians in their heads at a time, and right now the only Democrat in the mix, Bill Nelson, is already in the Senate. So it’s not surprising that a new Strategic Vision poll shows Charlie Crist winning pretty much…

White House Edits Out Charlie Crist Hose-Grab Remark

BarackObama.com has the official “remarks as prepared for delivery” up from yesterday’s town hall meeting in Fort Myers. Suspiciously missing? “Every body needs to grab a hose and that is what Charlie Crist is doing here today.” It just ends with “…grab a hose!”Meaning, someone edited it out, or more likely President…

Charlie, Come on Down and Meet Our Mentally Unstable Inmates

When so many Americans have trouble seeing a doctor for the common cold, getting proper mental health care seems like a luxury. Unsurprisingly, many people who most need mental health help wind up in the corrections system. The Miami-Dade delegation in the state legislature recently invited Gov. Charlie Crist and…

Always First in ‘Charlie Crist is Gay’ Humor

Well damn it. There I was sitting in the press pool with all these very important political journalists, I held back on one or two jokes during today’s live blog. Afterall, other journalists were greeting me with “How, was the flight in?” I couldn’t respond with, “actually I just drove…

Obama Still Attracts More Souvenir Stands Than Protesters

Pollsters can pour over all the phone surveys they want, but the real gauge of President Obama’s population may be the ratio of protesters his public appearances attract to the number of people hawking Obama merchandise. Oddly, if you used the math today at the Harborside Event Center you’d fall…

Live From The Barack Obama Stimulus Tour

Riptide is live today from Ft. Myers, Florida for Barack Obama’s first visit to Florida as President of the United States of America. He’ll be continuing the themes from his stop in Elkhart, Indiana and his first press conference last night, talking up the need for a stimulus package. The…

Is There an Ulterior Motive to Picking Fort Myers?

Riptide just settled in at the Harborside Event Center in Fort Myers. President Obama is scheduled to kick off the next stop on his Stimulus Tour in about 30 minutes, and we’ll begin the live blog then.So, why of all places is Obama in Fort Myers? The official line is…

MSNBC’s Lone Conservative Rethinking a Senate Run

Back in 2006 when the Republican party came to the hard, cold realization that they would have to run political train wreck Katherine Harris as their Senate Nominee they begged and pleaded with former Congressman and MSNBC talking head Joe Scarborough to run. “Please, Joe, Please, Don’t let us pretend…

Get Ready to Care About Lt. Gov. Jeff Kottkamp

Did anyone really care about Lt. Gov Jeff Kottkamp before, say, a few weeks ago? You know, when those rumors surfaced that Charlie Crist might resign to run for Senate, leaving Kottkamp as our 45th governor. All of a sudden, media attention bumped up ever so slightly. The Sun-Sentinel did…

Bill Nelson Wants to Keep Snakes Off Planes

While this entire stimulus bill saga is gripping DC, Senator Bill Nelson found time to tackle another problem. He filed legislation on Tuesday seeking to ban the import and interstate trade of reptiles. Nelsons interest in the matter stems from the problem of alien pythons in the Everglades, who we…

Shalala Staying Put

When the Herald reported yesterday that Donna Shalala might be returning to D.C. to take the reigns once again at the Department of Health and Human Services after Tom Daschle scampered off with his Sally Jesse Raphael glasses and tax mess, we kind of thought it smelled funny. First, nobody…

Manny and His Marry Band of Mayors Get Snubbed by Obama

Mayor Manny Diaz is in D.C. exercising his duties as president of the U.S. Conference of Mayors, and hoped to get some face time with another president. You know, that President Obama one. Flanked by Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa and others, Diaz is running around our nation’s capital in…

Shalala, Obama. Obama, Shalala.

Last night, a friend and fellow UM grad and I were talking about the sudden opening for Health & Human Service Secretary, and she said, “Obama should appoint Shalala.” To which I said, “I was hoping someone on the internet would say it, so I can blog about it.” She…

Florida Laws Are Just Chock Full of Bigotry

From Naked Politics: “The Senate Banking and Insurance Committee just unanimously approved a bill to strike the word “shylock” and “shylocking” from Florida statutes, where it’s used synonymously and repetitiously with the term “loan shark.” …The word is named after the [Jewish] villain in Shakespeare’s Merchant of Venice, who demands…

Why Would Charlie Crist Want to Be a Senator Anyway?

Charlie Crist officially announced he’s going to keep us in suspense until May regarding whether he’ll run for Senate or re-election as governor. This pretty much freezes up the Republican side of things until then. Rubio, Mack, and Buchanan can declare all they want, but nobody is going to be…

Mel Martinez Replacing Modesto Maidique at FIU?

So, a bit of the massive Mel Martinez early-retirement rumor we missed yesterday is that Martinez might become president of a Florida university, and The Buzz points out it just so happens Florida International University is looking for a prez. Well, isn’t that nice. Martinez is denying left and right that he’ll…