Mike Huckabee Won’t Run for President … If Jeb Bush Runs

Former Arkansas Governor turned Fox News host (and now Florida resident) Mike Huckabee says he won’t run for President in 2012. Well, he won’t if former Florida Governor Jeb Bush decides to run. Huckebee came out of national obscurity to place second in the 2008 Republican Primary, and is widely…

Alex Sink Campaign Named Worst of 2010 by MSNBC

With an election cycle filled with such odd candidates as Alvin Greene, Christine O’Donnell, and Carl Paladino, who did MSNBC chose as the worst candidate of 2010? Florida Democratic Governor nominee Alex Sink. The channel’s Chuck Todd and Savannah Guthrie handed out the award this morning on The Daily Rundown…

Miami Mayor Tomas Regalado Tries Some Art Criticism

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Rod Smith Will Be the Next Chair of the Florida Democratic Party

Hey, looks like Rod Smith will finally win an election. The failed candidate for Governor in 2006 and Lt. Governor in 2010 is all be guaranteed to be the next chair of the Florida Democratic Party. Supposedly Smith’s record of astounding personal failure in statewide races and wishy-washy moderate political…

Jeb Bush Thinks Obama Can Win in 2012

For once Jeb Bush is saying something liberals want to hear. He thinks that Barack Obama could easily be reelected in 2012, and says that the 2010 midterm election wasn’t so much a vote of confidence in the Republican party as it was an expression of people basically being pissed…

Arizona-Style Immigration Bill Introduced in Florida Senate

Well, with Rick Scott set to take the Governor’s chair and Republicans with super-majorities in both houses of the legislature, it was only a matter of time before the Florida GOP got cracking on delivering Arizona-style immigration laws in the sunshine state. Senate President Pro Tempore Mike Bennett, R-Bradenton, fired…

Rep. Frederica Wilson Joins Two-Person “Cowboy Hat Caucus”

While freshman Rep. Frederica Wilson has more important things on her priority list she’s still trying to get presumptive Speaker of the House John Boehner to let her wear her trademark hats while the House is in session. Well, she’s found an unlikely alley in a conservative Republican freshman congressman…

Alan Grayson Auditions for MSNBC on the House Floor

Our fellow Floridians in the Orlando area resoundingly kicked Rep. Alan Grayson out of office this election in a 19 point defeat. Apparently they do not care that the rest of America enjoys being entertained by his off-the-wall speeches on the House floor. He’s already told Dick Cheney to literally…

Charlie Crist Will Pardon Jim Morrison

After the failed debacle of his Independent senate run Charlie Crist’s legacy is in grave danger, so it’s no surprise he’s decided to become the “guy who finally pardoned Jim Morrison.” After indicating he was open to pardoning The Doors frontman of indecency charges stemming from an infamous 1969 Miami…