City of Miami Formally Censures Salt Bae for Serving Lavish Meal to Maduro

It’s been ten days since Nusret “Salt Bae” Gökçe was caught serving a bunch of ridiculous luxury steak to Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro. Seriously: Screw Salt Bae for doing that while Venezuelans are starving. But also, ten days is way too long to care about him. He is famous for throwing salt on meat while looking like a douchebag…

Miami-Dade Commission Approves New Highway Through Everglades

Miami-Dade County’s proposed extension of the Dolphin Expressway has seemed to unite both Republicans and Democrats in anger: Everyone, from local environmentalists to Sen. Marco Rubio, has slammed the idea. In Miami-Dade, a county where public transportation options are short and traffic wait times are long, activists have warned…

Ultra Music Festival Booted From Bayfront Park

After 18 years of EDM in downtown Miami, Ultra Music Festival will have to find a new home next year. The City of Miami Commission voted this afternoon to deny a new five-year agreement for the festival to remain at Bayfront Park.

Trump Takes Question From Racist, Homophobic Florida Conspiracy Website

For the past two decades, Pastor Rick Wiles has built a career on the far fringes of the evangelical movement by railing against Jews, gays, and immigrants in language so over-the-top it would make Pat Buchanan blush. Wiles blamed Hurricane Harvey’s devastation in Houston on the city’s “LGBT devotion,”…

Little Haiti Activists Slam Huge Magic City Development, Ask City to Delay Vote

The proposed Magic City Innovation District would instantly transform Little Haiti from an area of Caribbean immigrants and locally owned shops into a glitzy, landlocked version of Miami Beach. Though Little Haiti is already gentrifying at a rapid clip, locals worry the development would guarantee that the last stretch of affordable housing in the area would vanish.

“Blacks for Trump” Founder Banned From Bankruptcy Court for Abusing System

Maurice Symonette has become a political celebrity thanks to Donald Trump’s staff, which has repeatedly given the ex-member of Miami’s deadly Yahweh ben Yahweh cult prime seats behind the president at nationally televised rallies to show off his “Blacks for Trump” signs. But Symonette recently told a bankruptcy court that he’s dead broke…

CNN Pretends Miami GOP Operatives Are Everyday Voters Who “Believe Kavanaugh”

CNN aired some pretty depressing footage from a Miami-based Brett Kavanaugh “focus group” last week. The network claimed to have found five typical Latina voters who all believe that Supreme Court nominee and very normal carpool dad Kavanaugh did not try to rape Christine Blasey Ford when the two were in high school. All five women appeared to live in the feminist version of the Sunken Place.

DeSantis’ Wife Appeared at South Florida Event Alongside Obama “Birther” Tied to Extremist Group

Florida’s Republican gubernatorial candidate Ron DeSantis not only has said and done racist things but also continues getting caught hanging out with racist nutjobs. New Times in April disclosed that he spoke at a virulently anti-Muslim event with Steve Bannon and Milo Yiannopoulos in 2017. Then the Florida Center for Investigative Reporting found that DeSantis appeared…

Florida Invalidates More Absentee Ballots From Black, Young Voters

Just before the November 2016 election, a federal judge forced the Florida Division of Elections to allow rejected absentee-ballot voters to correct mistakes on their mailed-in forms. Yet somehow even more ballots ended up being rejected in that election than in 2012 — and younger voters and voters of color, who overwhelmingly lean to the left, had their ballots invalidated at a far higher rate.

Thousands of Veterans Have Lost the Right to Vote in Florida

For the past ten years, Rhyelle, a 72-year-old Sarasota County resident, hasn’t been able to cast a ballot. He is one of the roughly 1.5 million Floridians who lost their right to vote because, in 2008, he was convicted of a felony for growing marijuana for his personal use in his home.

Ron DeSantis Slammed Asylum Seekers While Speaking at Anti-Muslim Event

When the Washington Post revealed earlier this month that Ron DeSantis, Florida’s #MAGA GOP gubernatorial candidate, had appeared at conferences organized by David Horowitz — a guy who has minimized the impact of slavery in American history and argued there’s a “race war” against white people — DeSantis lashed back and insisted he was the victim of a “smear campaign.”

Video Suggests Carollo Lied to Miami-Dade Ethics Board

Confronted earlier this year by investigators from the Miami-Dade Commission on Ethics & Public Trust, Miami Commissioner Joe Carollo admitted he showed up outside a valet parking lot for the Little Havana nightclub Ball & Chain around 1 o’clock on early morning in February. But he denied claims he whipped…

FBI Reportedly Visiting Cuban Anti-Embargo Activists in Miami

Americans have the right to express their political beliefs without threats from the government. But according to a New York Times report published late yesterday, FBI agents are scouring Miami to knock on the doors of Cuban-Americans who have agitated to end the anti-Castro embargo.

Carollo Used Nearly Identical Parking Scheme to Attack Opponent in 1990s

In the 1990s, Miami Commissioner Joe Carollo didn’t get along with then-Mayor Stephen P. Clark. Carollo, a square-headed paranoiac who sees communist symbols in burnt toast and cloud formations, is not exactly an easy guy to get along with. But during a particularly nasty battle in 1996 over the then-extant Miami Arena…