Miami Hurricanes 2010 Schedule Released

The ACC released its 2010 schedules today. The Hurricanes will open their season Thursday, September 2, against FAMU, but things get considerably harder after that, when the Canes take on two out-of-conference teams that finished well ahead of them in the Top 25 last season.They’ll have ten days after FAMU…

The Nuts and Bolts of the Indianapolis Colts

Dolphins fans owe two debts of gratitude to the Indianapolis Colts this year: (1) for dropping a regular-season game to ensure that the ’72 Fins remain the only team in modern NFL history to complete a perfect season, and (2) for stopping the NY Jets, with classless coach Rex Ryan, from playing in a…

One Down; Last Man Standing

Remember Joe Kapp? The famous Latino quarterback long before the NFL was courting Latino viewers? With the Jets and Mark Sanchez out of the picture, Latinos won’t have much  to root for come Super Bowl Sunday.  Colts wide receiver Anthony Gonzalez is sidelined with a season-long injury, and Jonathan Casillas,…

Chad Ochocinco Adds Another Notch in His Career Belt: Media Day Hack

Chad Ochocinco hasn’t yet accecpted New Times’ informal offer to write a 10,000-word odyssey/cover story about wearing Snuggies at McDonald’s and living a double life as Esteban the Most Interesting Footballer in the World. But we’ll consider his effort this afternoon at Sun Life Stadium a trial run. With a massive uniformed…

Guide to Recognizing Your New Orleans Saints

​”Who Dat Nation” has begun its descent on our fair city in advance of the Super Bowl, where the New Orleans Saints will take on the Indianapolis Colts. Fittingly, while the Colts will stay in Fort Lauderdale, the Saints will hang out at the InterContinental Hotel in downtown Miami, and…

Hurricanes Set Record For Most Alumni in Pro Bowl

The Miami Dolphins may only have two players on the roster for the first ever Pro Bowl played in Miami, but the University of Miami Hurricanes are well represented. So much so that it’s set a record. After the shake-up of injuries and Super Bowl bound teams pulling player a record…

Tim Tebow Prefers Jesus-Flavored Doritos

One of the questions some people have raised about Tim Tebow’s upcoming pro-life Super Bowl ad has been whether taking such a public stance on a divisive issue could affect his chances of getting higher-profile endorsement gigs down the line. Well, the correct answer to that is it’s irrelevant, because he…

Super Bowl Pits Kim Kardashian Against Kendra Wilkinson

You can’t even host a Super Bowl in Miami anymore without it having some shallow reality teevee flair. Yes, two of the E! channel’s favorite buxom bimbettes will almost assuredly be in the stands at Sun Life Stadium come February 7.That’s because Saints star Reggie Bush has been notably tapping…

Dolphins’ Yeremiah Bell Added to Pro Bowl

It was looking for a while like no Dolphins players would be playing in their home stadium during this year’s Pro Bowl. Offensive Tackle Jake Long was named to the original line-up but pulled out due to injury Thanks to yesterday’s Colts win, safety Antoine Bethea will forgo the Pro Bowl…

Report: Mike Nolan Signs as Dolphins Defensive Coordinator

After being turned down by their first two picks, the Miami Dolphins have signed Mike Nolan as their new defensive coordinator, according to FoxSports.com. Nolan resigned Monday from the same position with the Denver Broncos and was previously DC under Bill Parcells when he was general manager of the NY Jets. He…

New Name for Land Shark Stadium: Sun Life Stadium

The former Joe Robbie Stadium, Pro Player Park, Pro Player Stadium, Dolphins Stadium, Dolphin Stadium, and Land Shark Stadium will have a new name for the next five years: Sun Life Stadium. Somehow it’s even worse than the last one. Seriously, there are strip malls in Kendall with better names that…