Dolphins’ Big Announcement: Youth Football

We might have overplayed the Dolphins’ “major announcement” that CEO Mike Dee made today in Southwest Florida. The team — with the help of current and former players — will run youth football and cheerleading camps in the area. Former Fins Twan Russell and Nat Moore will run the camps. Super-exciting stuff. [News Press: Dolphins…

Miami Dolphins CEO Set to Make Another Major Announcement

Whenever the Dolphins say they’re making a “major announcement,” we get a little nervous and have chills thinking back to the LandShark Stadium debacle. This one probably won’t affect Miami fans that much, though. Tomorrow, Dolphins CEO Mike Dee — along with former Fins players Nat Moore and Twan Russell — is headed to…

Jorge Cantu Dry-Humps Brett Carroll

Big win for the Marlins last night–14 answered runs–team record 10 run 8th inning…blah, blah, blah. The real story is what we learned about Marlins team chemistry.You know how it works, SportsFans. Every team needs a least couple “grinders” who provide the “glue” to stick the team together. You can…

Allen Iverson: Not the Answer for the Heat

Allen Iverson has been reported by the Miami Herald to have listed the Miami Heat as his preferred option for next season. But that’s because the Heat are probably his only option. While the Answer has shown throughout his career he can put the ball through the hoop at an incredible rate,…

Video: Dwyane Wade Does Not Enjoy Talking About Richard von Houtman

This week, New Times publishes “Dwyane’s Disaster,” a cover story about Dwyane Wade’s catastrophic partnership with Richard von Houtman, a British baron with a sordid past. Von Houtman has been making wild allegations about the Heat superstar’s personal life since their business relationship dissolved. Two weeks after Wade responded by…

Dwyane Wade’s Baron Nemesis Files Libel Counterclaim

For those keeping score at home, there are now three lawsuits involving Heat superstar Dwyane Wade and his former partners in an aborted South Florida restaurant chain bearing his name. In June, Riptide first reported Wade had filed a libel suit in Miami-Dade court against Richard von Houtman, the vociferous British…

Brazil overcomes early US attack; Will face Dominican Republic in final

Brazilians have a natural happy-go-lucky attitude and have a saying for when life gets difficult: “Tudo bem” basically is a combination of “it’s all good” and “no worries.” That carefree outlook was on display when a well-rested, undefeated US team playing on its homecourt punched the Brazilians squarely in the mouth by taking…

Miami Doesn’t Care About Sports, Maybe Because Our Teams Suck

Men’s Health has stuck us with another label: the least sports obsessed city. The mag took into account number of ticket sales and attendance on the pro, college and high school level for baseball, basketball football, and NASCAR as well as memorabilia sales. Miami came in dead last. That’s kind of sad considering…

More Volleyball: US Survives Puerto Rico, Advances to Semis

“It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop ever, until you are dead.” That was said about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Terminator, but it also applies to the US women’s volleyball team (except for the death…

Brazil Survives Against Archrival Argentina in Volleyball

On Sunday the number one team in the world; Brazil. The Brasileros were playing their most hated rival; Argentina. To put it in perspective, Brazil-Argentina is intense as Florida State-Miami, Biggie-Tupac, Alien-Predator, Emeril-Wolfgang Puck, etc. And on Sunday the the Brazilian supporters were drunk off their soccer team’s earlier triumph…

Team USA Volleyball Roughs Up Costa Rica in Straight Sets

Costa Rica is known for its beautiful scenery, coffee beans, and — now — for not practicing enough volleyball. A sparse crowd at the BankUnited Center watched the second-ranked United States team dismantle Costa Rica Friday night in the 2009 Women’s Volleyball Pan-American Cup in straight sets; 25-7, 25-6, and…

Heat Draft Pick Maybe Cheated on the SATs, but Who Cares?

The Miami Heat made minimal moves in the NBA draft, but did pick up a few players, including Robert Dozier out of the University of Memphis. Earlier this month, ESPN reported that the organization that administers the SATs invalidated his score. Dozier score of 1260 didn’t match his grades or his PSAT score. When he…

Marlins’ Meyer a Better Closer Than Kyra Sedgwick

Wally Pipp was a good player and the first Yankee to ever win a home run title. One day in 1925, the New York manager benched Pipp and other veterans to shake up a slumping lineup and replaced the first baseman with a young Lou Gehrig. Gehrig never relinquished the…