SF Glad to Lose New $200K Housing Director Fortner

Our sister paper in San Francisco notes that Miami-Dade’s new $200K housing director Gregg Fortner isn’t particularly well liked back home: Two quotes from the piece: “Fortner fell out of favor with [Gavin] Newsom after the mayor discovered a city-built playground at the Sunnydale development torched for the second time…

Letters from the Issue of July 23, 2009

Murder (And Politics) Most Foul Goodbye, Jess: “‘Til Death” (Michael J. Mooney, July 16), about the woman who killed her estranged wife, is beautifully written but terribly sad. It seems like Jessica was a wonderful lady the world will miss a lot. I’ll have both of these women in my…

Afrobeta is Blogging Now

Looks like Afrobeta has caught up with the times and have started a weblog, frequently shortened to “blog.” This is an online journal of sorts that may be made available to the public or to only a select subset of readers, depending on the author’s choice. In this case, the…

Couple Learns About Miami Psych Units the Hard Way

Having no health insurance sucks. Just ask Cecil Gamarra. Three years ago, the soft-spoken 42-year-old noticed his young Haitian wife beginning to change. She stopped sleeping and would vanish for days at a time. Sometimes she’d mutter things about people who didn’t exist — and places she’d never visited. Doctors soon…

Bernstein, Eismann, and Johnny V Forsake Helpless Animals

A few years ago I wrote a feature in New Times called Foie Wars, in which a dozen local chefs offered their views on the bloated liver controversy. I bring this up not to revisit the debate, but rather as a cheesy way to recycle a past article for self-promotional…

John Timoney Says, “In Your Face!” to FOP President

For once, Miami Police Chief John Timoney can brush off his haters. The city’s top law enforcer hosted a press conference today to announce that the Florida Department of Law Enforcement has cleared the Miami PD of “cooking the books.”A year and a half ago, Fraternal Order of Police President…

Moving Units: Top Five Albums at Local Independent Music Stores

Uncle Sam’s Music, South Beach1. The Hits, Michael Jackson2. Thriller, Michael Jackson3. Off The Wall, Michael Jackson4. Perfecto Vegas, Paul Oakenfold5. BLACKsummers’ Night, MaxwellSweat Records, Miami1. The Dandy Warhols Are Sound, Dandy Warhols2. Time To Pretend EP, MGMT3. Horehound, Dead Weather4. Far, Regina Spektor5. Number Ones, Michael Jackson…

Flyer of the Week: Local Motion 3 Fights Cancer at Nocturnal August 7

Sometimes a party isn’t just a party. Sometimes it’s Local Motion, the annual charity electro concert benefiting the American Cancer Society’s Relay for Life, organized by Loscar Rodriguez, a.k.a. HenceSoLo, and presented by Lexyn Intelligence and Nocturnal. First launched in February 2006, Local Motion has been fighting the good fight…

Friday Food Funnies: Animal Crackers, Restaurants, and Kids

I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it “Do not eat if seal is broken.” So I opened up the box, and sure enough… ~Brian KileyThe murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums. ~Peter De VriesI never eat in a restaurant that’s…

Miami Social Debuts to Dismal Ratings

In April, the LA Times wrote this about Miami Social: “It is the most vapid, foul, awful, self-satisfied group of people ever assembled in the entire world, and it will be a smashing success.” Well, they were right about one thing. Thankfully, they were wrong about the “smashing success” part. Social’s premiere…