News of the Weird

Lead Stories *Calgary, Alberta, construction worker Michael Pearse, age 22, an admitted hothead, pleaded guilty to making threats in 1996 while trying to find a friend’s ex-girlfriend, but at his sentencing hearing in November 1998 he claimed to be a gentle man and had the report of a government neuropsychologist…

A Day of Reckoning

Less than ten minutes after the county commission voted to pass the gay rights ordinance, a stunned Miriam Alonso rose from the dais, walked solemnly to her office, closed the door, and threw an old-fashioned, wall-rattling temper tantrum. She screamed. She ranted. She raved. According to several bystanders who walked…

Letters

Michael Band: When the Clouds Clear, He’ll Shine Brightly In his article “Prosecution Complex” (November 26), Tristram Korten referred to former Assistant State Attorney Michael Band as a “ruined prosecutor.” He is anything but. I have had the privilege of knowing Michael Band for nearly ten years, since my days…

Letters

Resnick: Excellent! With reference to Ted B. Kissell’s excellent article on Ed Resnick (“A Taste for Trouble,” November 19), I’d like to note for the record that although Ed and I parted ways over the Portofino issue, we are friends today. Over the years Ed provided intelligent, logical, and articulate…

Grigsby in Defense of Grigsby

No one may be happier to see this year come to a close than Calvin Grigsby. In January the San Francisco-based bond dealer and businessman was indicted by a federal grand jury for allegedly offering bribes to former county Commissioner James Burke for a piece of Miami-Dade’s lucrative bond business…

Principles vs. Politics

She’s crying now. Halfway through the story of how the principal and assistant principal at the school where she teaches threatened and harassed her after learning she was a lesbian, her voice cracks and she begins to sob. She tells me she has taught in the county’s public school system…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *According to an October Wall Street Journal profile, Randall C. Hutchens is one jailbird making a comfortable living behind bars as he serves out a two-year sentence for tax evasion. He files $5000 stockholder-fraud lawsuits in California small-claims courts and so far has received settlement checks in various…

Letters

Hiaasen? He’s Outta Here. Dave Barry is History. The City Desk Can Take a Hike. The Investigative Team is Toast. New York Times Subscription 1-800-631-2500 Anyone know if the Miami Herald employs the same accountants Wayne Huizenga used for the Marlins’ books when they were “losing” all that money? According…

Letters

When the Subject Is Castro, Bid Farewell to Rationality As usual it is New Times that provides us with two excellent pieces about how the Cuban issue is treated: Jacob Bernstein’s article describing how Bernardo Benes’s life was destroyed by so-called Cuban patriots (“Twice Exiled,” November 12) and Jim DeFede’s…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *In September a Tennessee appeals court rejected a woman’s challenge to a child custody ruling that she said endangers her twelve-year-old son. According to the court: “Record does not support finding that unsupervised visitation with husband puts child in danger. (T)here is not one whisper of anything improper…

Letters

Let the Light Shine on Miami’s Haitians Finally Haitians are being recognized for their strengths and candor. Kathy Glasgow’s article on Marleine Bastien (“The Catalyst,” November 5), shed positive light on Haitians who are often depicted as mindless, AIDS-infected, voodoo-practicing refugees. I can only hope that the blatant racism suffered…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *In October the New York Times reported on an emerging mental health condition called “uplift anxiety,” in which Prozac users who were uplifted by the drug grieve for their former selves because, in the words of a writer who has overcome depression: “The most fundamental aspect of yourself…

A Legacy of Reason

Last week voters in Colorado’s Second Congressional District elected a new representative to replace David Skaggs, a respected Democrat who is retiring after serving twelve years in the House of Representatives. Ordinarily the departure of a congressman whose district is more than 1500 miles away would pass without much notice…

News of the Weird

Lead Story *A University of California professor’s request to see FBI records on Groucho Marx was granted in September. Included in the records were reports of Marx’s friendships with other liberal Hollywood types and public quotes by Marx critical of the United States, some obviously made just for laughs. Despite…

Letters

Free Weekly Throws Election! Evil Reigns! If Jeb Bush is elected governor on November 3, it will in large part be due to the lackluster performance of New Times during this election season. As readers will presumably have noticed, New Times deliberately chose to ignore Florida’s elections until the very…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *Public relations executive Jim O’Connor opened the Cuss Control Academy in Chicago in September; he charges $300 for a five-day program promoting patience and less-hostile language. In a Chicago Sun-Times story about the class, a Northwestern University professor pointed out that discouraging profanity might create “a loss of…

Jeb Repackaged

Jeb Bush and I first met in 1994 during his run for governor. For six days I crisscrossed the state with him in a motor home, listening to more stump speeches than I care to remember. How often during that week did he invoke the hokey phrase And when I…

Letters

Kropola: Retirement for the Ethically Challenged I read with great interest Ted B. Kissell’s article “The Naming Game” (October 22) regarding school board member Dr. Michael M. Krop. Perhaps Dr. Krop should designate Krop High School as a dental magnet academy. That way he could collect an extra salary as…

Howard Gary Sings

After spending the past year at war with the U.S. Attorney’s Office, Howard Gary has agreed to a truce; he will remain the government’s star witness in the bribery case against former Miami-Dade County Commissioner Jim Burke, California financier Calvin Grigsby, and Burke’s former chief of staff Billy Hardemon. Of…

Letters

Ibarguen: Nice Boy, Fine Adult This is in response to Jacob Bernstein’s article about [Miami Herald publisher] Alberto IbargYen (“Hatchet Man,” October 15). Alberto and I trained in the same Peace Corps group. We lived and studied in close quarters at the YMCA in Tucson. Out of 56 people, 36…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *In August a Virginia Circuit Court, ruling in the divorce case of Glaze v. Glaze, said that “sexual intercourse” was not a legal requirement for having “sexual relations.” The court did rule, however, that sexual intercourse was necessary for the ground of “adultery,” and since Mrs. Glaze was…

Meet the Candidate, Now Call Your Attorney

Merrill Crews is the Republican Party candidate for the Florida House of Representatives in District 119, which encompasses a large portion southern Miami-Dade County. His campaign brochure features a picture of him with his wife and children, and a second snapshot of him with the family pet, a black Labrador…