Army Hair Rule Discriminates Against Black Women

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke takes on the Army’s crack down on African American hair. The Pentagon is more concerned with enforcing a…

Mugshots Friday: Permanent Chin Pubes

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…

Al Sharpton: The Greatest Snitch

No one should be surprised that Al Sharpton was a snitch for the federal government. Last week, the Smoking Gun unearthed damning evidence of the reverend’s role as a mob rat during the ’80s. The exposé detailed how Sharpton became the FBI’s “CI-7,” toting around a special briefcase outfitted with…

Reader Mail: Keep Ultra in Downtown Miami

Toxic Parks Public misled: Your piece about a long-gone incinerator in Coconut Grove still potentially endangering residents (“Ashes to Ashes,” David Villano, April 10) was very interesting. I’m sure in the beginning, people weren’t completely aware of all the dangers surrounding these incinerators, but as time went on, they had…

The Miami Heat Really Wants Second Place

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. Today, Luke addresses what’s wrong with the Miami Heat before the big game against the Indiana Pacers. I love the Miami…

Mugshots Friday: Warpaint

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…

New Times Writer Terrence McCoy Wins Aronson Award

Miami New Times has won a 2014 James Aronson Award for a story about a local man who has spent more than $85 million funding settlements in Israel. “Miami Beach Man’s Millions Thwart Middle East Peace” was published this past March 28 and written by then-staff writer Terrence McCoy, who…

Will Miami Bend It for Beckham?

In Miami, having a celebrity as a frontman practically guarantees politicians will approve a public boondoggle. Indeed, it seems Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Gimenez is ready to hand over prime waterfront land, owned by the taxpayers, to global soccer star David Beckham. The British football icon recently unveiled his vision for…

Reader Mail: Anwar Zayden Is a Legend

Legend on a Horse Anwar Nu: I remember Anwar Zayden from when I worked at Club Nu in 1988 (“The Legend of Anwar,” Kyle Swenson, April 3). I am surprised he is still alive. He was there all the time, along with his brother, who was always with him. The…

Miami Politicians Bend It for David Beckham

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke tackles the groupie culture among Miami politicians. In Miami, having a celebrity as a frontman practically guarantees politicians…

Mugshots Friday: Human Trapper Keeper

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…

University of Alabama Keeps Segregation Alive in the Deep South

Whenever people accuse me of playing the race card, I come across a new story that proves whites still view blacks as second-class citizens. Consider what happened at the University of Alabama last week, when the student government sabotaged a vote that would have forced fraternities and sororities to accept…

Reader Mail: Truth Is, Most Autographs Are Fake

Bad Signs Don’t trust autographs: I read with interest your story about the controversy surrounding memorabilia “authenticators” (“Certifiable,” Jake Rossen, March 27) because I was trial counsel for the federal government on a case generated by the FBI and Operation Bullpen some ten years ago. The counterfeiter — a Broward…

Denny’s: A Diner With Something for Everyone

The yellow and red sign beckons you, but it’s the staff at Denny’s that makes you feel right at home. On a sunny Thursday afternoon, the location in midtown Miami (Biscayne Boulevard at NE 36th Street) was packed with parents and their broods, hungover teenagers, and elderly couples, but that…