News of the Weird

Lead Stories *In September a judge in Santa Monica, California, ruled that test-tube baby Jaycee Louise Buzzanca, age two, has no legal parents. She is the result of donor sperm fertilizing a donor egg in the womb of a surrogate mother. The judge said John and Luanne Buzzanca are “parents”…

Carmen’s Follies

After seventeen years of duty as director of the Port of Miami, Carmen Lunetta deserves a testimonial that will stand as a reminder of his managerial skills and his dedication to protecting taxpayers’ money. What would be appropriate? A plaque? Too meager. A bust? We’ll let the FBI take care…

Letters

IRP: Bark, No Bite We of Dignity for the Disabled are recommending the termination of Dade’s Independent Review Panel because it is ineffective and a waste of taxpayer dollars. Reading Jacob Bernstein’s article “Why Can’t We All Just Go for the Jugular” (October 2), I was amazed that the IRP…

Bruce Kaplan’s Big Heart

Over the past twelve months, Dade County Commissioner Bruce Kaplan has asked officials at Jackson Memorial Hospital to treat at least six indigent patients from Bolivia. One of those patients, a fifteen-year-old girl suffering from cancer, cost Dade taxpayers more than $99,000. A thirteen-year-old boy with leukemia accounted for nearly…

Letters

High-Flying Hogwash I was quite disturbed by reading Jim DeFede’s “The Baba Chronicles” (September 25). I am very upset with Mr. DeFede, especially after he conducted a telephone interview with me and still published several erroneous details about the Air Dabia Boeing 747 aircraft. It is now apparent that Mr…

The Rational, Eloquent, and Persuasive Mr. Souto

On the morning of September 23, Dade County Commissioner Bruce Kaplan made a motion to dump Peggi McKinley from the county’s Film, Television, and Print Advisory Board because she had expressed her support for allowing Cuban artists to participate in next year’s Midem Latin American and Caribbean Music Market. Officials…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *One of four annual Pennsylvania rattlesnake-bagging tournaments was held in Curwensville in June. (Amateurs in teams of two pay an entry fee and race the clock in an eight-foot-by-eight-foot cage to bag five rattlesnakes; one person holds the bag above knee level while the other puts the snakes…

Power Politics

Passed last week with all the subtlety of a kidney stone, Dade County’s $4.1 billion budget immediately sparked a debate as to its political winners and losers. Tops on everyone’s list of winners was Dade County Interim Mayor Alex Penelas. The big loser, by general agreement, was the county commission,…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *Environmentalist blues: The August fire that burned through 700 acres in the Angeles National Forest near Los Angeles was started, said state officials, by an environmentally conscious camper who was dutifully burning his used toilet paper. And in Oregon clean-water activist Patrick Shipsey is awaiting trial for shooting…

Letters

Natacha: Moooooo! Regarding Jacob Bernstein’s article “Remains of the Day” (September 18), I agree with Dade County Commissioner Natacha Millan that democracy and freedom prosper in South Florida. But they do so because of the very people she attacks. While the Cuban American Defense League advocates for a dialogue with…

Letters

Mash Note I am writing in response to Paula Park’s informative story about Deborah Mash’s valiant effort to do research on ibogaine (“Addicted to Addiction,” September 11). Since the controversial psychedelic has been used widely by addicts in Europe to reduce the craving for cocaine and heroin, why hasn’t the…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *Extreme political protest: At the Eugene, Oregon, city council meeting on August 6, an unidentified man who had been sitting in the audience walked up to controversial Mayor Jim Torrey, leaned over, and vomited on his shoulder. He then walked out, unpursued. One council member who was watching…

Letters

No Mo’ Blamin’ Mo We must have been doing something right to have lasted four and a half years in this swamp where couch potatoes are the major crop — not only to survive, but to be voted Best Jazz Club three times by two major publications and be given…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *An official at a community health clinic in Rimouski, Quebec, issued a warning in July about the growing numbers of local teenagers who are getting high by injecting beer directly into their veins, a practice that gives a faster rush than drinking and leaves very little odor. *The…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *In July a judge in Doncaster, England, released suspect Martin Kamara, age 43, a black man who had been accused of threatening a financial adviser, because of police impropriety. Cops wanted to put Kamara in a lineup, but no black men could be found who were willing to…

Letters

Hey Stratogen, You’re Fired! After reading Kathy Glasgow’s article “Good Work, Now You’re Fired,” (August 14), I canceled my scheduled appointment at Stratogen Health. It would have been appropriate to call in the cancellation, but considering the absence of appropriate notice Stratogen’s new owners gave both Lori Bell and Susan…

News of the Weird

Lead Story *In a kidnapping trial in San Mateo, California, in July, the eleven-year-old victim was asked to identify the man who had abducted her. She gazed around the courtroom, past defendant John Paul Balocca sitting with his attorney, and pointed to juror number eleven. Fortunately Balocca had already confessed…

DeFede

This past January 22, shortly before 5:00 p.m., Dany Toussaint arrived at Miami International Airport aboard American Airlines flight 1292 from Port-au-Prince and was detained by officials from the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Service. Although he is a legal permanent resident of the United States, Toussaint had become accustomed to…

Letters

It’s Not How You Conduct the Trial, It’s Whether You Send ‘Em to the Slammer Kirk Semple’s article about Assistant U.S. Attorney Bruce Udolf (“Witness for the Prosecution,” August 21) was — succinctly stated — silly. Its silliness was surpassed only by Mr. Udolf’s responses to Mr. Semple’s questions. Prosecutors…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *In July a St. Paul, Minnesota, jury acquitted the well-to-do Gerald and Judy Dick and an adult daughter of all but one of the shoplifting counts brought against them by Roseville, Minnesota, police, who had charged family members with engaging the services of a personal shoplifter to steal…

Letters

The Very Best Politicians Ethnicity and Religion Can Offer From reading Ted B. Kissell’s article “The Body Politic Hits the Beach” (August 14), it appears to me that political consultant Armando Gutierrez was a hypocrite of the worst order when he said a group of Hispanics discussing how not to…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *In April DSC Communications of Plano, Texas, filed a lawsuit against ex-employee Evan Brown to force him to surrender a thought. DSC had fired Brown for allegedly not honoring a contract that it says gives the company the right to know any idea Brown had for ten years…