Letters from the Issue of November 28, 2002

Haitians Are Not Cubans Their lives back home may be miserable, but misery isn’t enough: In response to Francis Francois’s letter titled “Hey People, It’s Time to Call Out the Cavalry” (November 14), first and foremost is the fact that most Cubans do understand the plight of Haitians. We shed…

Super Sidemen

Riddle: What do the local bands Raw B Jae, Sixo, the Kind, Fulano, and the Spam Allstars all have in common with Colombian pop siren Shakira? Answer: drummer Brendan Buckley and guitarist Adam Zimmon. The two strapping University of Miami grads may well be the hardest-working musicians in Miami –…

Detour

The premise seemed sound enough. Not once but twice last week the Design District’s Brit-Pop-and-then-some night Poplife went extracurricular, presenting Rainer Maria and Rilo Kiley last Tuesday at Churchill’s and then a K Records showcase at the Polish American Club’s Blue Velvet Lounge (it’s not really called that), featuring K…

The Great Contender

At the Davinci Gallery in Coral Gables recently, Dr. Ferdie Pacheco — the Fight Doctor, Muhammad Ali’s physician for the good part of the champ’s career, and then boxing’s best analyst at NBC and Showtime — had seized an old patron by the elbow. Ferdie looked bespoken in a black…

Letters from the Issue of November 21, 2002

Yes, Haiti Is a Dreadful Place But that doesn’t mean Miami has to go down the toilet with it: Regarding Rebecca Wakefield’s article about Cheryl Little, who heads the Florida Immigrant Advocacy Center (“Little Goes a Long Way,” November 7), when the Haitians landed on Rickenbacker Causeway I just happened…

Letters from the Issue of November 14, 2002

Hey People, It’s Time to Call Out the Cavalry And for once let’s get our act together: In response to Rebecca Wakefield’s story “Little Goes a Long Way” (November 7), it’s not surprising to me that members of the Hispanic community aren’t coming out in droves to protest the treatment…

Jammed Sessions

Tanks lined Biscayne Boulevard at noon last Sunday just as the Rock en Miami festival was getting under way at Bayfront Park. New Times reported the week before on some bad blood between local Latin rock promoters, but did the situation really require heavy artillery? Well, no; last Sunday was,…

Letters from the Issue of November 7, 2002

Hillary and Rosie and Two Times Wrong Make that flat-out wrong: Brett Sokol’s column “The Political Dance” (“Kulchur,” October 31), about the annual dinner for the Dade Human Rights Foundation (now named the Gay and Lesbian Foundation of South Florida), requires the correction of some serious misinformation. First this statement:…

New Crescent Moon Rising

No one has done more to build Miami’s rep as the swirling epicenter of cotton candy Latin pop than impresario, erstwhile producer, and savvy pitchman Emilio Estefan, Jr. And no one has done more to counter that rep than independent distributor, Latin alternative booster, and sincere pitchman Gustavo Fernandez. After…

The Political Dance

Open mouth, insert high-heeled foot: If you’re speaking at a swanky dinner for a gay community organization, it’s a sure bet your audience will be filled with die-hard liberals, right? Not if it’s the Dade Human Rights Foundation. At its October 19 fete, the eight-year-old foundation celebrated its expansion into…

Letters from the Issue of October 31, 2002

Pot Papers: Not in Our Neighborhood Sorry, but the truth is yes — in your neighborhood: As a Hispanic, my attention was drawn to Humberto Guida’s article “The Preppie Pot Papers” (October 24) because Cubans were named as dope dealers. I wanted to read what this Humberto Guida had to…

Letters from the Issue of October 24, 2002

The Rosenberg Resurrection We shall return him to the film festival — or else: In Brett Sokol’s recent “Kulchur” column about the crisis at the Miami Gay and Lesbian Film Festival (“They Shoot Divas, Don’t They?” October 10), he wrote that “…not just the gay community, but the entire city…

How to Read MTV

In the heady idealism of the 1970s, Chilean novelist and playwright Ariel Dorfman wrote How To Read Donald Duck, a treatise against cultural imperialism. The cuddly little creatures in Disney movies and other kiddie tales, so the argument goes, send the message that Europe and the United States are civilized…

Traffic Jam

Before the gangsta, there was the guapo — the tough guy who cruised the mean streets of Spanish Harlem and El Bronx with a wide-brimmed hat cocked over one eye and a razorblade hidden in his pocket. In the Seventies the urban Latin sound was salsa, and there was nothing…

Thompson of Arabia

My last column, “Smiling Through the Apocalypse,” split its popularity strictly along age lines: Seniors like me, and mature women, thought it was funny in a sardonic way; young dudes (like the Broward-Palm Beach NT calendar editor Dan Sweeney) took offense, feelings hurt at being indirectly called “slackers” for not…

Poor Miami: Enough Whining

After several long weeks immersed in the depressing subject of Miami’s world-class poverty, I found some relief in the final article of New Times’s two-part series “We’re Number One!” (September 26 and October 3). Titled “A Few Good Ideas” and compiled by staff writers Rebecca Wakefield and Tristram Korten, the…

Letters from the Issue of October 17, 2002

Mutant Writer Spews Gibberish Fiendish free weekly creates journalistic Frankenstein: The once friendly, sober, and decorous Frank Alvarado of Miami Today and the Daily Business Review joins New Times and appears to have been psycho-surgically transmuted into a caustic, trash-talking Hunter Thompson wannabe named Francisco Alvarado, a snappy pseudo-hipster with…

They Shoot Divas, Don’t They?

“A lot of people say I’m difficult,” Robert Rosenberg muses with an awkward smile, pausing over a description he’s been hearing quite a lot lately. Leaning forward at a table inside the Beach’s Wild Oats market, he continues: “Look, it takes a certain kind of obsessed person to want to…

Letters from the Issue of October 10, 2002

Poor Miami: No Tears Don’t just sit there — do something substantial: Thanks very much to New Times for the special report on poverty in Miami (“We’re Number One!” September 26 and October 3). We must all do better for our community and its people. Conviction and education are the…

Among School Children

Maria Marocka is no schoolmarm. Over at Biscayne Gardens Elementary in North Miami, she’s the cool teacher. Tall and glamorous with funky clothes and an asymmetrical haircut, she has CDs filled with songs that she wrote and sang. “Are you famous?” her students ask as they hand over scraps of…

Dollar Bill and a Dream

In the bad old days of segregation, wasn’t nobody black and famous come to sing in the white-only nightclubs of Miami Beach who didn’t make a late-night stop for a show in Colored Town: Ella, Basie, Nina Simone. Then the interstate sliced through and drained the blood out of a…

Letters from the Issue of September 26, 2002

Good Job on Public Corruption Too bad you screwed up the details: Once again New Times deserves to be commended for doing a public service by writing an in-depth article about public corruption (“Busted!” September 19). I would like to think that when it comes to political corruption we are…