Dog Fight

This week Daryl Jones is headed into combat — Washington-style. In yet another sign that Jones’s nomination to become Secretary of the Air Force is in serious trouble, Strom Thurmond, chairman of the Senate Armed Services Committee, has decided to reopen Jones’s confirmation hearing so that several members of Jones’s…

Letters

Ollie’s Nifty Fix-it Formula I read Kirk Nielsen’s article “Wheels of Fortune” (July 2) with dismay. If even a portion of what was reported about the Miami-Dade Transit Agency is accurate, this is a bad situation that needs to be fixed. Overtime pay may be a fact of life for…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *The New York Times reported in June that NASA recently successfully field-tested an oil-spill catcher that could have cleaned up the disastrous 1989 Exxon Valdez spill. A Huntsville, Alabama, hairdresser named Phillip McCrory came up with the idea to put hair clippings into mesh pillows; 1.4 million pounds…

Letters

Capitalist Tool in Alternative Clothing Has New Times become a tool of the union-busting establishment? Kirk Nielsen’s article “Wheels of Fortune” (July 2) seems to so indicate. He appears to have a problem with the fact that Miami-Dade drivers who have been on the job 30 years own nice houses…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *Michael Anthony Horne filed a lawsuit against the City of San Antonio in May for a wrongful arrest last year that cost him the ashes of his grandmother. When he pulled off the road to nap, a suspicious patrolman searched Horne’s car and found the ashes. He did…

News of the Weird

Lead Story *In April the CIA debuted its Website for children, featuring games and gimmicks such as allowing kids to put disguises on models’ bodies and to maneuver virtual guards to look for explosives. Back in the real world a month later, the agency failed to discover that India was…

Letters

And Now…Heeeeere’s Robert! Robert Andrew Powell’s “Birth of a Station” (June 25), about the debacle known as WAMI-TV, was hilarious. It made me laugh, it made me cry. Reading his article provided more insightful entertainment than the dreadfully cheesy, hideously stale Ocean Drive TV, Kenneth’s Freakquency, or any other of…

Letters

Erratum Owing to a reporting error, staff writer Jacob Bernstein incorrectly stated in “If El Exilio Doesn’t Get You, Uncle Sam Will” (June 18) that Miami businessman Hugo Cancio violated the terms of the U.S. embargo of Cuba by not securing State Department approval for a Miami Beach concert featuring…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *In May a Plainfield, Connecticut, religious sect called God’s House filed a $200,000 lawsuit against the state’s Department of Children and Families for sending the young daughter of sect leader Sister Rachael to foster care. The little girl is very important to the sect: She is considered to…

Ack-Ack Over Washington

As a former fighter pilot, Daryl Jones knows about rocky landings. During routine exercises several years ago, Jones twice in one day scraped the tail of his F-16 along the runway at Homestead Air Force Base, causing thousands of dollars in damage to his aircraft. On another occasion, Jones lost…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *In Milwaukee, Wisconsin, in May, housepainter David Maas, age 31, was arrested and charged with the theft of eleven statues and figurines from several churches and is suspected of having taken eighteen others. According to police, he said he wanted to furnish a new version of Noah’s ark…

Letters

Claudette to the Big Man: You’ve Got an Angel Down Here, Sir Thanks for Robert Andrew Powell’s article about our local hero Brett Perriman (“His Brilliant Career,” June 11). As a former Miami Northwestern High student and a classmate of Brett, I am happy to say he is one of…

Letters

The Ballad of the Oppressed Is Not Sung to the Rhythm of the Oppressor Judy Cantor’s article “Isla de la Musica” (May 28) is both misleading and myopic. It subtly attempts to obscure the fact that the isla is grossly deficient in basic civil liberties owing to the rule of…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *While Joe Camel-type ads lose favor in cigarette promotions in the United States, ads in other countries are stepping up their use of distasteful sales images, according to an April San Francisco Examiner report. A Marlboro ad in Cambodia features girls around eight years old; in Poland, the…

Tales from the Script

Poring over the transcripts of the secret tape recordings compiled by the Dade State Attorney’s Office as part of its criminal case against former Miami city commissioner Humberto Hernandez, three things became clear: First, Hernandez’s former chief of staff, Jorge De Goti, has a vivid, albeit limited, vocabulary. Second, Evelyn…

Letters

The Music Will Blow You Away I would like to comment on Judy Cantor’s cover story “Isla de la Musica” (May 28). I really enjoyed reading it and thought it accurately depicted the way the music business operates in Cuba. I also read her previous article “Bring on the Cubans!”…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *In May Walter Scott Knieriemen, who admitted breaking into a woman’s home in Wheeling, West Virginia, was acquitted of burglary charges after a jury apparently found that he lacked criminal intent. A psychiatrist testified that Knieriemen suffered from a childhood-based sexual dysfunction that compelled him to grab a…

Rundle Arrives

Last week I chanced upon Humberto Hernandez in the parking lot of Miami City Hall. After some small talk, the commissioner began complaining that he and his allies were being singled out by state investigators. Plenty of politicians engage in sleazy election tactics, he huffed. Why doesn’t the State Attorney’s…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *In April a federal judge in Hartford, Connecticut, threw out the defamation lawsuit against Princeton University filed by disgruntled would-be medical student Rommel Nobay, who claimed that Princeton’s having bad-mouthed him for lying on his application discouraged other schools from accepting him. Nobay admitted to having fudged certain…

Prestige Politics

In Tallahassee he is known as El Mudo — the mute. When he does speak, his voice barely rises above a whisper as he struggles to piece together sentence fragments into something coherent. It’s not a speech impediment or a language barrier that prevents him from articulating his thoughts. It’s…

Letters

The Avenue Don’t Get No Respect I would like to thank John Lantigua for his objective coverage of the Washington Avenue nightclub problem (“Conflict in Clubland,” May 21). I think the article presented a fair picture of the issues that confront us here, and even touched on their causes –…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *Doug and Veronica Wright celebrated their first wedding anniversary on the U.S.-Canadian bridge at Niagara Falls because it’s the only place they can meet. Doug, an American, is barred from Canada because of a criminal record that includes illegal entry into the country; Veronica is barred from the…