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Noriega and the Bimbo Eruptions I just finished Peter Eisner’s riveting story about Gen. Manuel Noriega (“Uncertain Justice,” March 26). He makes a convincing argument, articulating and documenting what I have long suspected: Noriega was transformed into a villain as part of a campaign prop. In these days of bimbo…

You Make the Call

Last week the National Football League voted against bringing back the instant replay. Too bad. Sometimes the game just moves so quickly it becomes nearly impossible to make the right call. The same is true with local politics. Scandals and allegations of wrongdoing come and go so fast in Dade…

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Memo to Tree-huggers: Get a Horse Regarding Jacob Bernstein’s article (“The Polo Wars,” March 19), it’s about time someone invested in a project that will make Miami even more interesting — a polo club. Environmentalists should view this as being quite beneficial. What do they prefer: 60 houses on a…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *In February in Lakeland, after Justin Rezendes scratched and bit teachers, the principal, and the school police officer, he was arrested, booked, and fingerprinted. Mug shots were taken. Justin is six years old. Two weeks earlier in Pensacola, Chaquita Doman, age five, scratched and bit two officials at…

With Friends Like These

Alex Penelas has a problem. An image problem. After rising to power as a reformer, Penelas is now seeing his reputation challenged. Ironically (some might say fittingly), this attack comes not from the mayor’s enemies but from some of his oldest allies, the very people who helped put him in…

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Black, White, Red Over All Thank you, thank you, thank you Kathy Glasgow and New Times for presenting the other side of the story of the Cuban revolution (“La Vida Dura,” March 12). It’s called racial oppression, and it doesn’t take place only in communist countries. In fact, there is…

Secretary of Limbo

Daryl Jones thought he would be in Washington by now, overseeing a $62 billion budget and the welfare of more than 600,000 men and women in his new role as Secretary of the U.S. Air Force. Instead the state senator from South Dade finds himself back in Tallahassee for another…

News of the Weird

Lead Story *Henry Ingram, Jr., told the Savannah, Georgia, Morning News in February that he intends to bar all Northerners from ever setting foot on any part of his recently acquired 1600 acres along U.S. 17 near Hardeeville, South Carolina. He recently recorded a deed restriction making that desire possible…

The Little Thief

Bruce Kaplan was not widely known when he first ran for county commissioner. He had never run for office in South Florida, his law practice had garnered him little attention, and he had no big-name backers supporting him. Surprisingly, though, he did have money. On July 31, 1992, eight months…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *Among the exhibits at the “Impulse to Collect” show at San Jose State University in February were Chris Daubert’s Chromatic Extrusions Rodenta (the droppings of rats that had ingested oil paints), Maryly Snow’s collection of 696 toothbrushes (each catalogued for thirteen attributes), and Bob Rasmussen’s assembly of items…

WAR!

It’s difficult to say which is the more troubling revelation of the past week — that Dade County Mayor Alex Penelas’s office may have been corrupted by money-grubbing influence peddlers, or that the mayor was so naive as to think that firing Armando “I Know Where the Bodies Are Buried”…

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Hoop Schemes: A Legacy of Corruption Thank you, Robert Andrew Powell. Your story “Dream Team” (March 5) may turn into the Emancipation Proclamation of high school basketball in Dade County. Yesterday there was not an ember of hope, not a local coach or player who dared even dream of defeating…

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Daryl Jones, the Man Who Never Met a Conflict of Interest He Couldn’t Embrace Thank you for Jim DeFede’s article “Flying High” (February 26), reporting on State Sen. Daryl Jones and his links to the passage of legislation that erodes public disclosure of environmental costs in the reuse of former…

News of the Weird

Lead Story *In West Monroe, Louisiana, in February, a 35-year-old mother allegedly bit a teacher, a teacher’s aide, and the principal during a parent-teacher conference. And in January a couple filed assault charges on behalf of their son against his Kentucky high school basketball coach, Bobby Keith, for allegedly biting…

The Case Against Kaplan

A few years ago a political consultant told me, “Jim, write down the following letters: N-T-B-K. Stick that right next to your computer and keep it there.” “Okay,” I said, “but what’s it stand for? Something new on the menu at Burger King?” “N-T-B-K: Never trust Bruce Kaplan,” he replied…

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For Your Information, Mr. Big Apple, We Recently Celebrated Our Tenth Anniversary Regarding Jim Kelly’s “Creature Feature” (February 19), this is excellent journalism! This is the stuff of Pulitzers! Where did you find this writer, Jim Kelly? Great stuff! And from (I think) a relatively new publication. Oliver Gilbert New…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *Social Security Administration investigators revealed in January that they had uncovered widespread fraud involving members of a single extended Georgia family. Three hundred relatives from four generations were on the rolls, including 181 collecting from the Supplemental Security Income program for people unable to work because of disability…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *Things you thought didn’t happen any more: An agency of the International Chamber of Commerce in London reported in January that a total of 51 people on ships were killed by pirates in 1997. The prime areas for raids were near Indonesia, India, the Philippines, and Brazil. *The…

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Always a Pleasure to Hear from Satisfied Readers — in Boston? I found Kirk Nielsen’s article on the wall separating the black Grove from the white neighborhood to be respectfully and clearly written (“The Wall,” February 5). He tackled a sensitive issue with clarity and enthusiasm. I’d like to see…

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Gentle Words of Wisdom from the Safe and Racially Harmonious Big Apple I’ve lived in Coconut Grove off and on for about twelve years, and after reading Kirk Nielsen’s story (“The Wall,” February 5), I have only one thing to say: Ask David White and his friends if they’ve ever…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *In January The New Yorker wrote about the latest body ornamentation in the city: small jewelry charms inserted under the skin, producing boil-like bulges. The “subcutaneous jewelry” can be inserted in the forehead, the back of the hand, or any other place near bone that the skin can…

News of the Weird

Lead Story *Tough guys: In Paris in December, just before being convicted of the murders of two counterespionage agents, international terrorist Carlos the Jackal was sentenced to ten days’ solitary confinement for calling a prison guard a “gnu.” Two weeks later, Montreal Canadiens’ defense man Dave Manson underwent surgery to…