Adore Nightclub: A Photo Tour of Miami’s Vegas-Style Party Spot

“Luxurious. Sexy. Intimate.” That’s how Crossfade described Adoré when we interviewed owner and nightlife impresario, Cy Waits back in December. Now that we’ve experienced the club firsthand, we can say with certainty that Adoré is indeed everything that Waits described it to be, and more. From the moment that those…

Mugshots Friday: Twice in a Week?

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…

Devonta Freeman Will Be an NFL Star

All his life, Devonta Freeman has been looking for a way out of the Pork ‘n’ Beans projects in Liberty City. When the former Miami Central High and Florida State University star running back was 13 years old, I coached him in Pop Warner games for the Liberty City Optimist…

Reader Mail: Let Florida Make Money Off Weed

Weed Millionaires It’s an insider’s game: It’s great that people are gearing up to profit off legalized medical marijuana in Florida (“How to Become a Marijuana Magnate,” Francisco Alvarado, April 24), but the truth is that unless you are cultivating a strain with a legitimate medical market, like the Charlotte’s…

The NBA Should Have Banned Donald Sterling a Long Time Ago

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. Karma finally caught up to Donald Sterling, the slumlord owner of the Los Angeles Clippers. Just when his team is finally…

A Liberty City Star Begins His NFL Journey

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke looks back on the success of a future NFL star. All his life, Devonta Freeman has been looking…

Mugshots Friday: Hipster Stache

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…

Top Ten Warning Signs You’re Dating a Foodie

Foodies — they’re like regular people, only more obnoxious and food-obsessed. Relax, we can say that — we wear our douche-baguette card like a sad badge of honor that we would steal from a little old lady holding the last marble rye. Sure, Julia Child may have said, “People who…

Army’s Hair Rule Is Racist

The Pentagon is more concerned with enforcing a racist policy aimed at African-American female military personnel than addressing the Army’s suicide epidemic among soldiers. Earlier this month, the Army banned hairstyles typically worn by black women — twists, dreadlocks, and large cornrows. Sixteen African-American congresswomen — including our own Democratic…

Reader Mail: Let Uber Into Miami

Library of Conflict Where’s the reporting?: So you’re letting a former librarian throw a hearsay attack at the library director (“Throwing the Book,” Trevor Bach, April 10), accusing him of all kinds of problems? Where are the facts and reporting? The library’s financial woes are a very real community issue…

In Defense of Lana Del Rey

It seems from the very start of Lana Del Rey’s career, the whole world was rooting for her to fail. There were articles exposing her former persona, Lizzy Grant, not to mention accusations of plastic surgery and conspiracy theories about how she’d been manufactured by record executives. Then came her…

Army Hair Rule Discriminates Against Black Women

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke takes on the Army’s crack down on African American hair. The Pentagon is more concerned with enforcing a…

Mugshots Friday: Permanent Chin Pubes

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…

Al Sharpton: The Greatest Snitch

No one should be surprised that Al Sharpton was a snitch for the federal government. Last week, the Smoking Gun unearthed damning evidence of the reverend’s role as a mob rat during the ’80s. The exposé detailed how Sharpton became the FBI’s “CI-7,” toting around a special briefcase outfitted with…

Reader Mail: Keep Ultra in Downtown Miami

Toxic Parks Public misled: Your piece about a long-gone incinerator in Coconut Grove still potentially endangering residents (“Ashes to Ashes,” David Villano, April 10) was very interesting. I’m sure in the beginning, people weren’t completely aware of all the dangers surrounding these incinerators, but as time went on, they had…