He Ain’t Guilty, He’s My Partner

It seemed harmless enough at the time. Sitting with Source magazine head David Mays and Source Youth Foundation director Edward DeJesus earlier this summer, Kulchur noticed both men wearing the same distinctive medallion necklaces — an M set inside a black shield. Was there a third Musketeer missing from our…

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Those Crazy ArtistsPhenomenological multimedia blitz flummoxes critic: Alfredo Triff’s piece about art events “The House at MoCA” and “The Sears Building” (“In the House,” August 30) was at once supportive, instructional, and full of hope. He used his position as a critic to inform the community about aspects of the…

Money Talks

Will the real thugs please stand up? After two and a half months of fearful teeth-gnashing preceding the arrival of last week’s Source Hip-Hop Music Awards, South Beach endured … just another weekend. There were no hotel trashings, no melees with police, and aside from the occasional woman about to…

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Politics and ParentsMom and Dad, just want to thank you for blowing our chance at the big time: It is more than bitterly ironic that we’ve lost the Latin Grammys, as Celeste Fraser Delgado wrote last week (“Shake,” August 23). It is also a shame. Why? Because of the lost…

Shake

In the aftermath of the Latin Grammys debacle, an L.A. Times column pilloried Miami for delusions of grandeur about being the capital of Latin music and cast aspersions at homegrown Latin talent Gloria Estefan, Enrique Iglesias, and Jon Secada. Lord knows, I’ve cast plenty of the same aspersions myself, and…

On Top of Pop

To get a sense of Madonna’s cultural heft you didn’t have to look too hard at the audience gathered for her recent sold-out concert at Sunrise’s National Car Rental Center. Just a quick sideways glance would do. To Kulchur’s left was a squad of eighth-grade girls, erupting in squeals of…

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Here, Sharkey, Sharkey Pretty baby wants some nice fishey fish, don’t you? I am a fifteen-year, NASD-certified diver and marine-research volunteer. After reading Juan Carlos Rodriguez’s article (“Swimming with the Sharks,” August 16) and several others about shark tours, I’ve decided to support a statewide ban on shark-feeding. Whether it’s…

Shake

“Here’s George W. Bush,” says Emilio Izquierdo as he draws a diagram. “Here are all his administrators,” he continues, running his finger down the page. “And here’s Emilio Estefan,” he concludes, placing the music mogul in a chain of command under the president. “But if Shakira says she hates the…

Space Cowboy

Maybe Sen. Bill Nelson spent too much time in space. After all, scientists believe that prolonged exposure to zero gravity can disturb a person’s cognitive abilities. That’s pretty much the only explanation I can find for Nelson’s comments last month regarding Florida’s governor’s race. Holding court in his office, the…

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Miami’s Only Daily: Afloat in a Sea of Clueless ReadersNew skipper decent, honorable, gelatinous: While I have always considered the Miami Herald to be the enemy of the people of South Florida because its ivory-tower types care more about what’s good for the Herald than what’s good for the people,…

Shake

“The stars are wearing millions of dollars of diamonds,” comments Level nightclub owner Gerry Kelly, in a cadence as slinky as a catwalk. “The last time Sean Puffy Combs was in, he had $3.5 million worth of diamonds around his neck.” When asked who among the celebs frequenting the club…

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Spunk Fan A role model for bureaucracy-busters everywhere: After reading Daniela Lamas’s article about Margaret Weedman (“21-Plus & Holding,” August 2), I’d say she sounds like the type of woman I hope to be one day. I admire that spunk and honesty, most especially when trying to deal with bureaucracies…

Shake

Once upon a time on the island of Borinquen there were two kinds of kids: cocolos and rockeros. Cocolos were working class and dark skinned, spoke Spanish exclusively, and listened only to salsa. Rockeros had more money, lighter skin, spoke English as fluently as Spanish, and listened only to rock…

Mo’ Money, Mo’ Trouble

Is Sean “Puff Daddy” Combs still cool? The answer to that question is more than just a matter of taste. It speaks to the future of hip-hop and specifically to the economic fortunes of Puff Daddy’s $300 million conglomerate, Bad Boy Entertainment. It may even determine whether we one day…

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The Stepin Fetchit CoverIt’s never too late to be offensive: Call me oversensitive, but did Mitch Greenblatt’s cover illustration of Puff Daddy for Brett Sokol’s story (“All Puffed Up,” July 26) have to show him grinning like a blackface cartoon? Haven’t we been over this? Jennifer Uleman Miami Beach The…

Shake

Apparently I was not the only person to get a little delirious over the idea of exile queen Celia Cruz singing a duet with island dame Omara Portuondo at this year’s Latin Grammys. The ever-vigilant patriots of Vigilia Mambisa secured a videotape of Our Lady of the Buena Vista Social…

Oops, He Did It Again

While he was still mayor of Homestead, Steve Shiver used the city’s Tallahassee lobbyist to help one of his friends with a petition for executive clemency that was pending before the governor and the Florida cabinet. Shiver’s pal, William Chaney, had been convicted in the mid-Eighties for conspiring to import…

All Puffed Up

“He has a problem because white people are starting to hate him,” Sean “Puff Daddy” Combs said last week, and although he was speaking about fellow crossover artist George W. Bush, he could just as accurately have been referring to his own public fortunes. Puffy’s headline-grabbing trial this past winter…

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The Reading ReportFree weekly dissected, wacky schools administrator found amid entrails: I enjoyed Jacob Bernstein’s profile of state Rep. Carlos Lacasa (“The Carlos Lacasa File,” July 19). I was happy to have been instrumental in his first campaign for the statehouse, which was successful. Carlos is a forthright and aggressive…

Shake

The performance that reflected best on Miami at the Second Annual Latin Grammy Awards took place outside the American Airlines Arena, far from the red carpet. In a gesture proposed by Ramon Saul Sanchez of the exile group Movimiento Democracia, passionate opponents of the Castro regime stood silent, their mouths…

Accounts Payable

As a member of the Homestead City Council, and then later as mayor, Steve Shiver accepted three all-expense-paid trips from the Community Bank of Florida. Despite the apparent conflict created by the fact that Community Bank regularly does business with the city, Shiver last week defended the excursions. “I took…

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Don’t Get Me Wrong; I Like ChildrenEspecially when they’re properly cooked: Oh, joy! Jen Karetnick is at it again. Not so long ago she was whining about a restaurant at the western end of Lincoln Road that failed to appropriately (i.e., exhaustively) coo and cuddle her toddlers. Now she’s complaining…