News of the Weird

Lead Story *In West Monroe, Louisiana, in February, a 35-year-old mother allegedly bit a teacher, a teacher’s aide, and the principal during a parent-teacher conference. And in January a couple filed assault charges on behalf of their son against his Kentucky high school basketball coach, Bobby Keith, for allegedly biting…

The Case Against Kaplan

A few years ago a political consultant told me, “Jim, write down the following letters: N-T-B-K. Stick that right next to your computer and keep it there.” “Okay,” I said, “but what’s it stand for? Something new on the menu at Burger King?” “N-T-B-K: Never trust Bruce Kaplan,” he replied…

Letters

For Your Information, Mr. Big Apple, We Recently Celebrated Our Tenth Anniversary Regarding Jim Kelly’s “Creature Feature” (February 19), this is excellent journalism! This is the stuff of Pulitzers! Where did you find this writer, Jim Kelly? Great stuff! And from (I think) a relatively new publication. Oliver Gilbert New…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *Social Security Administration investigators revealed in January that they had uncovered widespread fraud involving members of a single extended Georgia family. Three hundred relatives from four generations were on the rolls, including 181 collecting from the Supplemental Security Income program for people unable to work because of disability…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *Things you thought didn’t happen any more: An agency of the International Chamber of Commerce in London reported in January that a total of 51 people on ships were killed by pirates in 1997. The prime areas for raids were near Indonesia, India, the Philippines, and Brazil. *The…

Letters

Always a Pleasure to Hear from Satisfied Readers — in Boston? I found Kirk Nielsen’s article on the wall separating the black Grove from the white neighborhood to be respectfully and clearly written (“The Wall,” February 5). He tackled a sensitive issue with clarity and enthusiasm. I’d like to see…

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Gentle Words of Wisdom from the Safe and Racially Harmonious Big Apple I’ve lived in Coconut Grove off and on for about twelve years, and after reading Kirk Nielsen’s story (“The Wall,” February 5), I have only one thing to say: Ask David White and his friends if they’ve ever…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *In January The New Yorker wrote about the latest body ornamentation in the city: small jewelry charms inserted under the skin, producing boil-like bulges. The “subcutaneous jewelry” can be inserted in the forehead, the back of the hand, or any other place near bone that the skin can…

News of the Weird

Lead Story *Tough guys: In Paris in December, just before being convicted of the murders of two counterespionage agents, international terrorist Carlos the Jackal was sentenced to ten days’ solitary confinement for calling a prison guard a “gnu.” Two weeks later, Montreal Canadiens’ defense man Dave Manson underwent surgery to…

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Quit Pickin’ on My Friend Fraind The recent article by Paula Park smearing [school district deputy superintendent] Henry Fraind was anything but amusing (“Not Just Another Pretty Bureaucrat,” January 29). I suggest that Ms. Park or anyone else writing about alternative education (a.k.a. “distance learning”) might want to educate themselves…

Il Signatore: A Synopsis

An opera in four acts. Music by Giuseppe Verdi with libretto in Italian by Giacomo DeFede, based on depositions taken by Miami-Dade County officials. OVERVIEW While operas based on contract disputes are relatively rare, Il Signatore, or The Signature, seeks to bring the excitement of bureaucratic governmental wrangling to a…

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Havana Spared Most of the Worst I read with interest Paula Park’s article “The Quintana Plan” (January 22), about architect Nicolas Quintana and his ruminations on the development of Havana. I feel a sense of consternation over the many vicissitudes he had to endure thanks to Fidel Castro. I am…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *Vincent Morrissey’s police brutality lawsuit went to trial in New Haven, Connecticut, in December. Ofcr. Ralph Angelo took the witness stand and claimed that Morrissey had provoked the encounter by swinging at him. Morrissey’s attorney, skeptical of the testimony, asked Angelo to demonstrate to the jury how hard…

Witness Hampering

Although the corruption charges against James Burke, Calvin Grigsby, and Billy Hardemon had been expected for nearly a year, the days and weeks leading up to the federal indictment played out behind the scenes like a high-stakes poker game. The principal source of tension: Howard Gary. The former Miami city…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *In December nationally known Emory University business school professor Jeffrey A. Sonnenfeld, age 43, abruptly resigned, according to several news reports, because the university had recorded him on a surveillance tape vandalizing a wall. He was also suspected to have previously gouged doors, woodwork, and furniture in the…

Letters

Munching on Manny I barely crack the pages of the January 15 issue and I see pictures of a guy with an alligator and a shark. The second paragraph of Kirk Nielsen’s story (“Do Not Try This at Home!”) describes Manny Puig “finding a nice big gator, looking the beast…

Press Relations the Suarez Way

For the past month Miami Mayor Xavier Suarez has been inviting members of the media to meet with him in an effort to improve his rather strained relations with the press. So far he has met with reporters and editors from the Miami Herald and executives from local television and…

News of the Weird

Lead Stories *The New York Times reported in October about the secret life of a 25-year-old British-born daughter of Pakistani immigrants living in Bradford, England, who has changed residences nineteen times in the last five years just to avoid death threats from her own father and brother. They’re angry that…

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Our Promise: Leave No Perverted Agenda Unexposed Jim DeFede’s piece on Alex Penelas was great (“Style: 10, Substance: 0,” January 1). But he was a bit too kind. Penelas is less qualified to be Miami-Dade County mayor than was the late rag popper Doctor Cool. Please continue to expose local…

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The INS’s Civil Wrongs I want to commend Jacob Bernstein on his excellent investigative article “Welcome to America. Now Go Home” (January 1). What type of society have we become that defenseless people can be so badly treated? I think it is important to encourage readers to write to their…

News of the Weird

Lead Story *In November in Waukesha, Wisconsin, Kenneth J. Nowicki, age 34, was formally charged with disorderly conduct. According to the police complaint, Nowicki picked out three kids in a park, left them candy and a cup, and asked them via typewritten instructions to spit into the cup after eating…

Style: 10, Substance: 0

Whenever Paul Philip’s name is mentioned, I recall the scene earlier this year in front of the Miami Beach houseboat where Andrew Cunanan killed himself. Metro-Dade police raided the floating home just before dusk and found Cunanan’s body in one of the upstairs bedrooms. A communications snafu initially caused Miami…