University of Florida Gators Are Racist

The University of Florida Gators are coming to town this Saturday for a football game against the University of Miami Hurricanes. So now is a good time to reflect on UF’s long history of racism. For decades, the Gainesville school’s overseers were instrumental in preventing African-Americans from getting a higher…

Reader Mail: FIU’s Pikes Are Terrible Human Beings

College Complaints Bateman helps Homestead: The critics of Dade Medical College and its expansion in Homestead (“Pass/Fail,” Francisco Alvarado, August 29) fail to mention that the downtown area the college bought was a festering shithole including a crack motel that has now been emptied out. The area has improved greatly,…

The University of Florida’s Racist Legacy Runs Deep

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke breaks down the good ole boy history of the University of Florida. The Gator nation is always acting like they are so much…

Michael Pizzi Speaks Out, Calls FBI Snitch “The Watergate Burglar”

Days following his August 6 arrest on federal bribery charges, Michael Pizzi was walking around shell-shocked and despondent. In a blockbuster moment for public corruption fighters, the Federal Bureau of Investigations had nabbed the Miami Lakes mayor, his counterpart in Sweetwater Manuel Maroño, and two lobbyists allegedly accepting payoffs in…

Five Worst EDM TV Commercials

Right now, EDM is the cheesiest, most sellout-prone music on the planet. It’s a hot-ticket item, and regardless of what the culture might think it signifies or stands for, it’s really all about the Benjamins. C.R.E.A.M., PLUR … Same shit, right? So unfortunately, we’re now becoming accustomed to hearing all…

Ten Miami Guys You’ve Probably Dated

You’ve tried online dating. You’ve gotten fixed up by friends. You’ve gone home with someone on a whim. Somehow, you’re still single. Is it you? Is it them? How should you know? You’re just a stranger out there in internetland. But we do know plenty of men in this city…

Rev. Richard Dunn Is a Political Whore

Just when I was about to give Rev. Richard Dunn II the benefit of the doubt, he proves he can’t be trusted to represent the African-Americans in his district. Now that he’s the frontrunner to replace incumbent city commissioner Michelle Spence-Jones, who isn’t allowed to run again, Dunn is cutting…

Reader Mail: Brand Sex Offenders for Life

Sex Criminals Activists are just as bad: Unfortunately, your story about the battle over how to treat sex offenders (“Sympathy for the Devils,” Kyle Swenson, August 22) did not do enough to highlight the harassment that anti-sex-offender activist Valerie Parkhurst has dished out, including harassing the daughter of one registered…

Homestead Mayor Steven Bateman Arrested for Unlawful Compensation

Another city mayor in Miami-Dade has been busted this morning. Less than a month after the arrests of Sweetwater Mayor Manuel Maroño and Miami Lakes Mayor Michael Pizzi on federal bribery charges, the Miami-Dade State Attorney’s Office is accusing Homestead Mayor Steven Bateman of unlawful compensation. At his home earlier…

Richard Dunn II Jumps in Bed With Marc Sarnoff

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke gets the scoop on Rev. Richard Dunn II’s biggest supporter. Just when I was about to give Rev. Richard Dunn…

Miley Cyrus Is Doing What Got Me Banned in the U.S.A.

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. Today, Luke weighs in on Miley Cyrus’ performance at the MTV Video Music Awards. There are a lot of people hating on Miley…

Six Reasons Wynwood Is Better Than South Beach

Justin Timberlake’s “Suit & Tie” was blasting from the outside speakers of Shots Miami as ladies in black shorts, sandals, and colorful skirts wearing straw wajiro bonnets and afros, and guys in denim jeans, t-shirts, and sneakers rockin’ Mexican sombreros and Santa Claus hats crowded the bar for F@^k the…

Jay-Z and P. Diddy Back Kendrick Lamar

The music recording industry needs to thank Compton, California rapper Kendrick Lamar for breathing life back into hip-hop. The rap game’s gotten soft. Too many artists are sleepwalking, content to make mixtapes and albums featuring name brands like Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, Drake, and Rick Ross. Motherfuckers are afraid to step…

Reader Mail: Taser Death in Miami Beach Is a Disgrace

Chad’s Comeback Not in the HOF: In your profile of Chad Johnson (“Unnecessary Roughness,” Michael E. Miller, August 15), you call him “one of the greatest wide receivers in football history.” But he’s not even close to that kind of company. He’s not even in Hall of Fame conversation and…

Ten Great Moments in Black Miami’s Music History

The Miami Times is one of America’s oldest continually running black newspapers, and the largest one in the Southeast. In 2011 they were recognized by the Black Press of America as the best newspaper in the country. Since 1923 they’ve been the essential documenter of life in black Miami. Their…