The Week That Was: We Decided To Be A Celebrity Tabloid

• Riptide usually tries to stay away from the celebrity gossip stuff, unless it’s amazing. It seems that fate has sent us lots of amazing celeb gossip this week:
• Paris Hilton tried to get a House/Techno DJ to stop playing House and Techno during the biggest Techno and House event in America, then told everyone she got pushed
• Then in a RIPTIDE EXCLUSIVE we found out that Paris Hilton’s body guard ended up smacking the DJ upside the head first, allegedly.
• The ShamWow guy got bit by a prostitute and beat her silly.
• A-Rod fell in love with a prostitute, and would never lay a hand on her.
• Elvis Crespo unleashed his snake on a plane.
• Then, Artist Romero Britto got arrested for a DIU. 
• A strip club got busted for prostitution charges, and at least one of the strippers found the whole thing to be hilarious.
• Antilles Ponzi! Dominican Ponzi! Offbeat Ponzi!
• Your weekly dispatch for the Under-the-Bridge Community Times: There are ladies.
• Sex tips from CSI: Miami are never a good idea.
• Oh, and the Marlins Stadium was finally approved. 

Anyway, enjoy your WMC/Ultra Music Festival/Miami Masters/Various Fashion Shows Weekend Everybody!