The Legion Fetish Party: Dildos, Dungeons, and Swine (NSFW)

Cultist unfurled its freak flag and attended the Legion Fetish Party held at Nowhere Lounge this past Saturday. As with most fetish parties, part of the fun comes from being surrounded by outrageous outfits and even more outrageous behavior. But in the name of serious journalism, we were there solely…

Skrawberry’s Sex Tips For the Poorly Endowed

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

My Man is a Terrible Lover. What Should I Do?

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

Skrawberry’s Rules for Straight Guys in Strip Clubs

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

The Top Five Unusual First Date Activities in Miami

Look up the word awkward in the dictionary, and next to it you’ll find a photo of a couple frozen in the throes of a first date. From the bailout phone call to the bungling lean in, it’s hard to imagine anything but weirdness in those first few hours alone…

The Ten Hottest Porn Stars at Exxxotica (NSFW, Obviously)

Exxxotica is just around the corner. If you’re like us, you’re in the process of meticulously plotting out your schedule, carefully making sure that you can see your favorite MILF stars while not missing your BDSM besties at the same time.But with such a stacked lineup, even the most experienced…

Skrawberry’s Rules for Straight Girls in Strip Clubs

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

Who Wants Free Tickets to Exxxotica?

Yeah, baby. You know you want it.Tickets to Exxxotica, that is.The largest sex expo in the country is back in Miami Beach this weekend, bringing the biggest names in porn, a giant load (heh) of sex toys, a bus where people will film you doin’ it, and a giant, pink,…

The Ten Kinkiest Things to Do at Exxxotica (NSFW)

Exxxotica, the biggest sex convention in the country, is back in Miami this week. And if you’ve attended before, you know that this show can be full-blown, balls to the wall (or in your face) nutso. There’s so much skin, so many toys, and sadly, so little time. The event…

Aqua Girl 2012 Revelers: An Anthropological Study

View photos of Aqua Girl 2012 at the Surfcomber Hotel here.Anthropologists have long studied the North American lesbian woman, with little to no success in recording accurate data. We at Cultist decided to take to the field and conduct our own anthropologistic-ish study at one of the most popular, well-known,…

How Can I Be Sure My Man Still Loves Me?

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

Killing Kittens Brings Female-Centric, High-End Orgies to Miami (NSFW)

Every time a woman masturbates, God kills a kitten. And London socialite Emma Sayle knows that the Earth is overrun with adorable, furry kitties, so she’s created a selective playground for beaver-beaters.”I organize orgies,” said the British “sex-trepreneur” and mind behind Killing Kittens, a network of super-exclusive sexy parties and…

How Can I Stop Being So Insecure and Land My Dream Guy?

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…