Sex In South Beach Author Dr. Sonjia Wants to Get You Off

Sex. Doin’ it. Gettin’ it on. The horizontal lambada. The naked bacon dance. Making love. Banging. Boning. Smashing. The baloney pony. Whatever you wanna call it, at least 80% of the world’s population is doing it, or thinking about doing it, right now.Dr. Sonjia is too. The UM professor, AIDS…

How Can I Spice Up My Sex Life?

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

Who Wants Tickets to the Miami Rum Renaissance Festival Grand Tasting?

Booze: the weakness of choice for the highly cultured since both booze and culture existed. From wine-swilling Roman poets to the absinthe-guzzling Oscar Wilde, alcohol has fueled some of history’s greatest cultural achievements. So, wanna join the club?The Miami Rum Renaissance Festival’s back in town this week, bringing with it…

The 15 Gayest Getups at Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade

Sunday’s Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade was a super-happy event rife with drag queens, rainbow flags, and the occasional dog or baby. The costumes were louder than the music and the dance moves were right out of a Brazilian Carnaval.But although all our gays and lesbians are equally lovable, some…

Miami Beach Gay Pride: Where the Girls Are

Yeah, yeah, we know you’re too sexy for your shirt, you luscious lubed-up gay man. In fact, you’re so sexy you and your friends have commandeered South Beach and made it a super gay-man hotspot. Meanwhile, the gay ladies of Miami find themselves driving for endless hours (okay, maybe less)…

Help! I’m a Nerdy Guy Who Loves Bad Girls

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

How Soon Can I Start Cheating on My Girlfriend?

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

My Man Wants a Threesome, What Should I Do?

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

Skrawberry Jam: How Can I Become a Stripper?

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

Five Biker Bar Stereotypes that No Longer Hold Truth

​Some three years ago, Riptide told us about Miami bikers’ penchant for listening to country music divas and sharing their feelings with their moms.The data in the article, compiled by Progressive Insurance, reflects the current reality of the rider scene in South Florida. The truth is bikers today are less…

Artopia: MasterMind Winners Walk Away With Big Bucks

View photos from Artopia 2012 at Villa 221 here.The Big Mango got shellacked with a savory dose of the surreal and no, we’re not talking about the Dali exhibit in the Design District that’s left some eyebrows raised. Instead it was the Miami New Times’ 4th Annual Artopia bash that…

MasterMind 2012 Finalists: Jillian Mayer

Miami New Times’ Mastermind Awards honors the city’s most inspiring creatives. As we approach Artopia, our annual arts soiree where we’ll announce the three Mastermind winners March 8, we’re profiling each of our nine 2012 finalists. For tickets and more information about Artopia, visit the website.​Jillian MayerOne could easily claim…

MasterMind 2012 Finalists: The End/Spring Break

Miami New Times’ Mastermind Awards honors the city’s most inspiring creatives. As we approach Artopia, our annual arts soiree where we’ll announce the three Mastermind winners March 8, we’re profiling each of our nine 2012 finalists. For tickets and more information about Artopia, visit the website. The End/Spring BreakFor some…

MasterMind 2012 Finalists: Drugged Conscience Records

Miami New Times’ Mastermind Awards honors the city’s most inspiring creatives. As we approach Artopia, our annual arts soiree where we’ll announce the three Mastermind winners March 8, we’re profiling each of our nine 2012 finalists. For tickets and more information about Artopia, visit the website.Drugged Conscience RecordsWhen metal band…

Mastermind 2012 Finalist: Aholsniffsglue

Miami New Times’ Mastermind Awards honors the city’s most inspiring creatives. As we approach Artopia, our annual arts soiree where we’ll announce the three Mastermind winners March 8, we’re profiling each of our nine 2012 finalists. For tickets and more information about Artopia, visit the website. The mention of his name…

Mastermind 2012 Finalists: TM Sisters

Miami New Times’ Mastermind Awards honors the city’s most inspiring creatives. As we approach Artopia, our annual arts soiree where we’ll announce the three Mastermind winners March 8, we’re profiling each of our nine 2012 finalists. For tickets and more information about Artopia, visit the website. TM SistersSynchronized swimmers flail…

Mastermind 2012 Finalist: Antonia Wright

Miami New Times’ Mastermind Awards honors the city’s most inspiring creatives. As we approach Artopia, our annual arts soiree where we’ll announce the three Mastermind winners March 8, we’re profiling each of our nine 2012 finalists. For tickets and more information about Artopia, visit the website.Antonia WrightThere’s something about neatly…