State Senators Busy Picking Official State Amphibian

It’s good to know that during these hard times, our state senators are focusing on the big issues. Issues like addressing Florida’s dire need for an official state amphibian. Thank goodness that state Sen. Steve Oelrich (R-Cross Creek) has taken up this pressing concern and is making sure the barking…

Now You Too Can Incorporate Your Uterus!

Last week, Democrat state Rep. Scott Randolph made House Republicans uncomfortable when he dared to say the word uterus on the House floor. He suggested that his wife “incorporate” hers to get Republicans to stop mandating what she and other woman do with it. Although Florida Republicans are pushing through a host…

Norman Braman Threatens More Recalls

Our mild-mannered billionaire mayor-recaller now thinks he’s king. Auto magnate Norman Braman, riding on his successful campaign to recall Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Alvarez, is lightly hinting at more recalls of sitting county commissioners unless they follow his reform agenda. However, county commissioners are now saying they won’t be so easily…

Bob Graham Thinks Florida Has Lost Its Way

To talk about respected, legendary Florida politicians is to talk about Bob Graham. The former Governor and Senator was one of the few politicians to manage sustained cross-party popularity and still looms large over the state as an occasional source of wisdom. Yesterday, the retired moderate Democrat turned to the…

Bill Nelson Holds 13-Point Lead Over Possible Republican Opponents

Bill Nelson has done a pretty decent job of upholding the tradition of being Florida’s sort of boring, painfully moderate, generally congenial Democratic Senator. His approval/disapproval numbers right now are a somewhat worrying 38/34, but when he’s placed head to head against all the possible Republicans who could challenge him…

Rick Scott Is Embarrassed by Using Email

Your grandma probably has an email address, even if it is only to forward you weird chain letters. Everyone uses email these days. Everyone but Rick Scott, apparently. The man has asked constituents not to email him because he gets “embarrassed” by the form of communication. For a governor who has…

Marco Rubio Loves Nicki Minaj

Marco Rubio wishes he could have this moment for life. He’s a young superstar senator, the likes of which D.C. hasn’t quite seen, diverging politics aside, since President Obama. ABC’s Nightline scored what it calls “the first national television interview” with Rubio since he took office, and got a behind-the-scenes…

Fifty-Five Percent of Floridians Don’t Like Rick Scott

After just a few months in office, Floridians have decided they aren’t big fans of Rick Scott and his Tea Party-style politics. A new poll shows that 55 percent dislike the new governor, while only 32 percent like him. While Scott has never been Mr. Popular, those number have only…

Joe Biden Locks Florida Journalist in Closet

Governor Rick Scott has had his well-known tiffs with the Florida press pool, but at least he’s not locking them in closets. Vice President Joe Biden was in the Orlando area last week headlining a private fundraiser for Democratic Senator Bill Nelson. Journalist Scott Powers of The Orlando Sentinel was…

Rick Scott Owns the World’s Ugliest Custom Cowboy Boots

This isn’t Texas, and no one really expects our governor to tramp around in cowboy boots. Maybe wearing the “official” Florida shoe, the flip-flop, would be appropriate, but cowboy boots? Well, it turns out Rick Scott has a thing for boots that might rival Rep. Frederica Wilson’s fetish for hats…

Norman Braman Gets Mayoral Candidates To Promise Charter Reform

When Norman Braman launched his campaign to oust Mayor Carlos Alvarez, he made it clear that charter reform — including term limits — was his real goal. Braman inched a step closer to making that happen today as three of the front-runners to replace Alvarez all promised to back his…