Victoria Jackson Finds Glee‘s Gay Kiss “Sickening”

It’s with much trepidation that we once again visit the strange, twisted world of former SNL star, Miami native, and Tea Party sideshow Victoria Jackson. When she’s not busy singing about how “there’s a communist in the White House,” she’s cackling about how evil the Muslims and the gays are…

Tomas Regalado Got Thousands in Free Tickets To Heat Games, Boxing Event

In Miami Beach, a storm is brewing over accusations that city officials strong-armed the New World Symphony to give them free tickets to concerts. But Beach leaders aren’t the only politicians accepting free seats.Miami Mayor Tomas Regalado and city commissioners have accepted thousands of dollars worth of tix to Miami…

Special Election, Not Appointment, Likely for Next Mayor

After Tuesday’s unambiguous recall of Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Alvarez and Commissioner Natacha Seijas, could you even imagine what would happen if county commissioners decided to exercise the option to appoint a new mayor themselves? If not a full-out voter revolt and more recalls, at least certainly pain for those commissioners…

Florida Lawmakers Want to Close Schools on Veteran’s Day

State agencies close every year on Veteran’s Day, yet schools remain open. Some Florida lawmakers want to change that with the altruistic day that kids will spend the day visiting veterans and watching parades. Note to politicians: kids who get the day off from school just play Wii and watch…

Burgess and Alvarez Bid Dade Voters Adieu With Teary Farewell Speeches

The 29th floor of County Hall had all the ambiance of a funeral procession on Wednesday afternoon. Staffers with puffy eyes hid in cubicles, and an uncomfortable silence reigned until County Mayor Carlos Alvarez and Manager George Burgess walked into a room packed with reporters.The day after getting overwhelmingly recalled…

Tea Party Claims Victory in Alvarez Recall …Uh, Wait, What?

“Tea Party Revolt: Miami Mayor Recalled,” proclaims Fox News’ Fox Nation website, while other Tea Party segments of the world wide web take glee in the ousting of Carlos Alvarez. True some of the politics involved share similarities: raising property taxes was the deed that caused Norman Braman to organize…

County Manager George Burgess Is Resigning

Hours after voters tossed out the bums (ahem, Carlos Alvarez and the vile Natacha Seijas), County Manager George Burgess got the hint as well. Burgess is set to resign his post today at a 2 p.m. news conference.In memorium, we’ll just toss out two things about Burgess: $422,118 (yup, that’s his salary), and…

Recall Results: Alvarez and Seijas Are Gone

The people of Miami-Dade have spoken, and they were not ambiguous about it: County Mayor Carlos Alvarez and Commissioner Natacha Seijas are out of a job. The total vote count isn’t in just yet, but as of now, both were ousted with about 88 percent of voters checking “yes.”…

Proposed Bill Would Make It a Felony to Photograph Farms

State Sen. Jim Norman, a Republican from Tampa, is very concerned about a farm’s right to privacy, while showing little regard for the First Amendment. He has filed a bill in the Florida Senate that would make it a first-degree felony to photograph or videotape farms without express written consent…

Obama to Deliver Miami Dade College Commencement Address

President Barack Obama will return to Miami next month to deliver the commencement address to Miami Dade College’s class of 2010 on April 29. As the largest nonprofit institution of higher learning in America, MDC has a history of snagging big-time commencement speakers. Former President Bill Clinton delivered the address…

Teen Sexting Bill Soaring Through Florida Senate

It is about time Florida politicians take up one of the most pressing issues of our time: horny teenagers sending naked pictures of themselves to each other on their cell phones. Technically, if a minor gets caught “sexting” they could be charged with child pornography charges and forced to register…

MSNBC Host Joe Scarborough Being Courted to Run for Senate

Last time Sen. John Cornyn, head of the National Republican Senatorial Committee, tried to recruit someone from Florida to run for U.S. Senate, he chose Charlie Crist, and we all know that didn’t work out so well. Now, for 2012, he’s going after another Republican with possible cross-party appeal: MSNBC host Joe…

Carlos Alvarez’s Extreme Pandering Makeovers

The election to recall Carlos Alvarez is in five short days, but the County Mayor has done little in the way of mounting much of a public campaign to save himself. But it’s not too late, there are still plenty of communities within the county rich with potential voters. It’s…

Rick Scott’s Staff Gets Bitchy With Reporters

Former Gov. Charlie Crist gave out his personal cell phone number to journalists and kept their favorite beers stocked in his office. In stark contrast, current Gov. Rick Scott and his staff seem to have an unhealthy amount of disdain for the press corps. It all began with the proposal…