Adulterer Newt Gingrich Hopes Bible Thumpers Help Him in Florida

Will Florida’s Evangelical voters line up behind a thrice-divorced serial adulterer with, reportedly, a thing for open marriages? Newt Gingrich’s campaign sure thinks so, and hopes that Mitt Romney’s flip-floppy past on things like gay marriage and abortion seals the deal with values voters. So, uh, Evangelicals would rather vote for a man…

Newt Gingrich Wanted an Open Marriage, Claims His Ex-Wife

It’s a big day in the GOP primary. Rick Perry, once perceived as a conservative savior has dropped out after one of the most hilariously horribly run candidacies of all time. Meanwhile, Rick Santorum has been revealed as the real winner of the Iowa Caucus. And yet, probably the juiciest…

Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen Comes Out Against SOPA, Too

Miami-area congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen has finally made her position on SOPA clear: she’s against it. Unlike Marco Rubio, who changed his position on SOPA’s Senate companion, PIPA, earlier today, Ros-Lehtinen had never been a co-sponsor of the bill…

Poll: Obama Leads Romney 62-29 in Miami Area

We know you’re tired of polls. Mitt Romney has taken a commanding lead in Florida primary polls, and will all but certainly beat his rivals. After that, Florida polls are likely to show a neck and neck battle between Romney and Obama. This Tarrance Group poll conducted for the Everglades…

Seven “Occupy FIU” Protesters Arrested UPDATED

​Last November, “Occupy FIU” gathered at the Deuxieme Maison pit on the school’s West Miami-Dade campus and decried excessive student loans, Wall Street bankers, and money in politics.Yesterday, they tried to do it again. This time, seven people — including two FIU students — were arrested.The arrests just might be…

George W. Bush Wishes Jeb Would Have Ran for President This Year

George W. Bush has remained relatively quiet throughout the Republican primary race. That’s not unusual for former presidents, and, perhaps, most candidates may not have been rushing for his support anyway. But it seems that none of the current candidates were Bush’s favorites. He much would have preferred that his…

Fidel Castro Endorses Robot in U.S. Presidential Race

If you ask some of your more ill-informed Republican friends they’ll probably tell you that Barack Obama and Fidel Castro are like totally BFF4eva, but Cuba’s ailing retired dictator isn’t a big fan of Obama. Nor does he like the Republican candidates much either, or so he seems to think…

Medical Marijuana Bills Introduced In Florida Senate and House

Miami-area State Sen. Larcenia Bullard has fired up a big ol’ blunt of legislative reform this morning, as her proposal to give Florida voters a chance to legalize medical marijuana was introduced in the Senate. Bullard’s bill joins a similar proposal by Lake Worth Rep. Jeff Clemens in the House…

Gingrich, Romney Ramp Up Florida Campaigning Ahead of State Primary UPDATED

UPDATE: Turns out Rep. Ron Paul is dumping us — though it looks like he has mailers going out to voters, Politico reports his campaign is skipping the Florida primary to concentrate on caucuses in February, a decision likely informed by Paul polling horribly in this state. No word on whether he’ll be at the Florida debate.As Florida’s…

Xavier Suarez and Joe Carollo Endorse Newt Gingrich

Turns out Xavier Suarez and Joe Carollo can actually agree on something: they like Newt Gingrich. They’ve both been announced as members of Gingrich’s Florida Steering Committee. Then again, it only makes sense that two guys who saw their political careers take embarrassing stumbles in the ’90s would line up…