Not so sure if this is cause for celebration in the Canes nation, but Heisman winner Sam Bradford won’t make his comeback at LandShark Stadium this Saturday in Miami’s game against the Sooners. Canes fans might be breaking out the party hats and applying that head-to-toe orange-and-green body paint with glee…
Football and fancy skin-care products go together like peanut butter and Liza Minelli. One’s an un-flashy pleasure of the no-nonsense proletariat, while the other is usually reserved for a certain type of, let’s say, discriminating “sophisticate.” Not to say football fans can’t enjoy “five-minute facials,” but for the love of…
In a surprise to no one who follows MMA, Miami’s own Kimbo Slice lost in the second round in a taped match last night to Roy “Big Country” Nelson as part of UFC and Spike TV’s show The Ultimate Fighter.Despite the fact that Nelson’s figure appears — shall we say…
The only thing surprising about Isiah Thomas coming in 20th on GQ’s list of the 20 most despicable coaches of all time is that the magazine somehow found 19 coaches more despicable than he is.GQ rounds up all of his greatest hits:Knicks fans learned of his complex views on race…
So Chad Pennington is out for the season, but the Dolphin Nation shouldn’t be too concerned. Chad Henne was supposed to assume starting QB duties sooner or later — it just turned out to be sooner.He was always the quarterback of tomorrow, and hey, if he didn’t work out, there…
Sorry Hurricanes fans. We’re really not trying to kidney-punch you this afternoon. (Virginia Tech already took care of that this weekend.)It’s just that we can’t resist feeding you Larry Coker updates. No 1., it gives us all the license we need to link to the greatest college football brawl of…
Dolphins QB Chad Pennington is done for 2009, according to ESPN. Sources tell the network he’s been “initially diagnosed with a torn capsule in his throwing shoulder and the Dolphins expect him to miss the rest of the season.”Pennington was injured early in the second half of yesterday’s loss to…
What’s it like to be a fan of the Miami Dolphins? All you need to do is look at the team’s very first drive of Sunday’s clustercrap of a game to know. That or have someone take a crowbar to your crotch, full Gillooly.The Fins opened things with a perfectly…
While we and others were trying to frame today’s game around the question “Is Miami Back?” others, including the ABC/ESPN commentary crew were wondering “Is Miami for real?” Well, if we’re talking matters of reality here, I guess the Hurricanes were proven to be the figment of some possessed 5 year old girl’s…
Miami Dolphins @ San Diego Chargers, Sunday at 4:15 p.m. CBS Right now the Dolphins are looking as lame as those dead, topless fish people in Bayfront yesterday. But, hey, that’s exactly how they looked going into their third game last year. History repeats itself, right? Problem is, they probably don’t have…
Miami Hurricanes @ Virginia Tech Hokies, Saturday 3:30pm on ABCSo after every hater and their mother predicted the Hurricanes would go winless in their ruthless opening schedule, here they are 2-0 and #9 in the nation (and unlike some other teams in the top ten, have fought hard for that…
Before the season began, Jacory Harris promised he’d wear a pink pimp suit to accept the Heisman trophy. Which was funny because (a) pimp suits are always funny and (b) there was no way Harris was actually going to win it this year, right?But with the Miami Hurricanes’ 2-0 start against…
8:38 p.m. wish I was as fast as Dallas Clark…9:02 p.m. @chadaccurate nice pass buddy! Feel like the chemistry is there tonight!9:10 p.m. @ronniecat whats it feel like to run over somebody?9:41 p.m. @chadaccurate no defenders in sight. I’m literally lonely. take a shot in the endzone?9:42 p.m. @chadaccurate oops!…
Troubled Carol City High, which saw six students murdered from a single class and vacillates between Ds and Fs (see the “The Curse”), finally has achieved national ranking. In a study released yesterday by USA Football, a youth and amateur organization, Carol City High tied for second place in number of alumni…
Indianapolis Colts @ Miami Dolphins, tonight at 8:30 p.m. on ESPN WSFL locallyThere have been a lot of superficial changes since the last time the Dolphins played a regular-season game in their home stadium. For one, it’s now named for a Jimmy Buffett-endorsed Corona rip-off beer and undergone a few…
There’s nothing quite like waking up bleary-eyed and hung over to a swift kick in the balls from the Gray Lady. No, seriously, that’s why we subscribe to the New York Times. It’s better than a stiff colada.The Times delivered big-time this weekend, with a Messi-esque shot to the groin in the…
We’re no fan of conspiracy theories here at Riptide. We’re more than happy to leave that to Glenn Beck and his legion of foaming-at-the-mouth birther teabaggers. (By the way, don’t miss out on Glenn’s Howard Beale meltdown this week. Pure comedy! In a scary way.)But Tim Hardaway’s timing this week…
Marlins closer Leo Nunez will never be mistaken for Trevor Hoffman. But since taking over the closer position from god-awful Matt Lindstrom in July, he has done a pretty adequate job, saving 22 games. More important, the man knows how to piss off his opponent. This past Wednesday, the Marlins were in…
I’d like to start off this post commemorating the Hurricanes 33-17 trampling of the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets by quoting from this random NCAA message board:”Miami starts off 0-4, and is very lucky to come up with 6 wins and a bowl bid.””I would even go as far as saying…
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets @ Miami Hurricanes, Tonight at 7:30 p.m. on ESPNSomething kind of weird is happening: Oddsmakers have picked the No. 20 Miami Hurricanes as the favorites going into tonight’s game against No. 14 Georgia Tech. Even ESPN is predicting a Hurricanes win. Obviously, it’s a good kind of…
Ever been in an intimate relationship at work that ended badly? We bet all you wanted to do afterward, in order to escape seeing your thwarted love partner by the copy machine every day at 10 a.m., was find another place to work.They say that a business partnership is a…
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