RIP, Jim Mandich, a Miami Dolphin Till The End

The Mad Dog bled aqua and orange until his last breath. Former Miami Dolphins tight end and local sports radio personality Jim Mandich died Tuesday evening after months of battling cancer. For anyone who has rooted for the hometown NFL franchise, Mandich ranks right up there with Dan Marino and…

Esteban Bovo: The New Natacha Seijas

Thought the recall election would change things at county hall? Think again. If campaign money is any indication, former state Rep. Esteban Bovo is a shoo-in for the Miami-Dade Commission seat representing northwestern parts of the county vacated by Natacha Seijas. And he is beholden to a lot of special interests…

Your Mother Likes Drugs! What the Hell, It’s Roach Motel!

Roach Motel What the Hell, It’s Roach Motel (Destroy Records) myspace.com/roachmotelrules Take the Dead Kennedys’ linguistically progressive rants, the social critique via saxophones of CH3, water it down with the mind-altering misused politics of Minor Threat, add a half-cup’s worth of the youthfulness of Youth Brigade, and mix in a…

Robaina, Gimenez, and Llorente Got Their Soft Money Working Hard

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke — who is a candidate to replace more-boring-than-bread-pudding ex-Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Alvarez on May 24 — follows…

Kate and William Beer, Pizza, Latte: Royal Crap for the Hungry

Had enough of the Kate and William mania? Ohhh no, you haven’t! Look for the tacky souvenirs — from replicas of Kate’s engagement ring to a toilet loo seat sporting the happy couple’s likeness. That’s all fine, but we like tchotchkes you can eat! Happily, there’s everything from jellybeans to pizza…

A Short History of Ignorant Bigotry in South Florida Politics

After North Miami Mayor Andre Pierre’s wife caught unhinged activist David Leven on camera calling her the politically incorrect words for — excuse our French — African-American, female dog, and the feminine sexual organ, Banana Republican decided to dig up other embarrassingly bigoted moments in South Florida politics:…

Hank Adorno Is A Bad Man, Part III: The Final Chapter

Last time we checked on Hank Adorno, the once prominent Miami attorney was indefinitely suspended from practicing law after a Florida Bar investigation found he had violated nine bar rules.This week, the Daily Business Review reports the Florida Supreme Court decided to suspend Adorno for three years, the harshest punishment…

The Internet Killed the Music Industry and Interpol Wached It Happen

There was a certain millennial flash-point when New Wave-y New York City goth-pop quartet Interpol seemed as though it might play a major part in the cleanup of a half-decade’s crappy music. This was near the outset of the 21st Century when the whole mall-crawling Western world and every one…

Five Miami Clubs That Don’t Suck

Miami is inseparable from her nightlife and clubs. But she’s also a gold-digging, glamor-drunk whore. Ninety percent of the establishments around town (especially in South Beach) cater to people with a truly masochistic approach to nightlife, and it’s all because of that inane Miamian need to feel VIP. They love…

Mugshots Friday: Iceberg, Fairuza Balk, and God Is Awesome

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that series…

Billy Corben Stumps for Luther Campbell On Sid Rosenberg

While making the local radio rounds this past 4/20 promoting his latest epic documentary, Square Grouper, Rakontur auteur Billy Corben articulated his unwavering support for Luther Campbell’s mayoral campaign on Sid Rosenberg’s 560 WQAM show.”This is the first and only opportunity to see an African American as mayor of Miami-Dade…

North Bay Village Mayor Faces Lien For Unpaid Property Taxes

The Miami-Dade Property Appraiser’s Office is looking to collect $3,109 from North Bay Village Mayor Corina Esquijarosa. That is how much she owes in unpaid property taxes on a downtown Miami condo she claimed was her homestead. Following our report that Esquijarosa was getting a tax break on the condo…

Hialeah Mayor Julio Robaina Leads In Bundled Contributions

The race to become the next mayor of Miami-Dade County is turning into a costly affair. The three alleged front-runners, Hialeah Mayor Julio Robaina, former county Commissioner Carlos Gimenez, and ex-state Rep. Marcelo Llorente have raised a combined $1.2 million according to their first quarterly campaign finance report. And there…

Veldora Arthur Knows It Is Always Better in the Bahamas

An assistant Miami fire chief who is on paid administrative leave while she awaits trial on federal mortgage fraud charges wants to get away for a while. The Straw Buyer reports the lawyer representing Veldora Arthur, who is paid $184,336 annually to oversee the fire department’s payroll, wants to travel…