MP3: Pretty Please – “Leftovers for the Dogs”

Is it a bad thing? I certainly think not. I’m glad he’s back behind the skins, screaming and aided by Didi Aragon on vocals and guitars, Bavie Grafals on vocals, violin and percussion and Ana Farina MacKliff on bass and vocals. The mix is punkish and New Wave in makeup…

Oceanaire Seafood Room Saves Money With New Chef Hire

The management team searching for a new executive chef for the Oceanaire Seafood Room in downtown Miami evidently didn’t have to travel very far. They announced yesterday that Kareem Anguin has been promoted to replace recently departed Sean Bernal. Anguin, from Jamaica, is a graduate of Johnson & Wales (uh-oh) and…

Eat, Pray, Love Serves Guilt-Free Food Porn

This past weekend, a friend invited me to watch Eat, Pray, Love, the movie based on Elizabeth Gilbert’s book chronicling her self-discovery after a divorce. Said quest for self-awareness was achieved by traveling to Italy to carb-load (eat), India to live at an ashram (pray) and Bali where she meets…

The Golden Filter: A Visual Primer

Saturday, nu-disco duo the Golden Filter returns to Miami a third time, this time at Grand Central. But the Golden Filter is more than just syrupy snyth ballads, they pack a visual punch too. Their videos and photography only add to the dream-like sequence you get when listing to their…

Humane Limes, Naked Pizzas, Dusty DeVito, and a Poem

The Naked TruthNaked Pizza is gearing up for an opening on Washington Avenue. The debut can’t come too soon, because South Beach residents are really hungry for yet another pizza chain outlet.No Hormones, No Steroids, No AsterisksLime Fresh Mexican Grill, a Florida-based company, has become the first restaurant chain to…

Hialeah Mayor Julio Robaina Exposed on Facebook By Former Allies

Last Wednesday, shortly before dawn, Rolando Bolaños logged on to his Facebook account to update his status regarding his favorite subject, Hialeah Mayor Julio Robaina. The ex-Hialeah Police chief informed his network of friends about a $200,000 private loan Robaina received from a city vendor in 2002. Three days earlier,…

Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Alvarez Silent on Police Corruption

Miami-Dade County Mayor Carlos Alvarez hasn’t said a peep about the corrupt actions of some of his close friends in the Miami-Dade Police Department, which speaks volumes about hizzoner’s willingness to combat violations of the public trust when it involves his boys in brown. It’s time for Alvarez — a…

MP3: UltraChic* – “Labios de Diamante”

​Since I was born and raised in Caracas, Venezuela, it gives me great pleasure and pride to see the work of UltraChic*, a band based out of Miami but hailing from my homeland. The group continues to soldier on with a rock and roll racket that pays plenty of respect…

Former Miami Commissioner Miller Dawkins Was a Hero

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke remembers Miami Commissioner Miller Dawkins, who died early this month. One of Miller Dawkins’s legacies is Charles…

Snooki Assaults Obama in Weird Taiwanese Animation

NMA News, a Taiwanese news organization, has begun explaining America to its viewers through the use of wacky CGI animation. We’re not sure how the animations help Taiwanese viewers understand the ridiculousness of American pop culture, but they sure do make for great viral videos. The latest edition takes aim…

Blast From the Past: The Pink Lincolns – Sumo Fumes

Pink LincolnsSumo Fumes(Stiff Pole Records)www.stiffpolerecords.com In honor of Richard “Big Stiff” Konwinski, who passed this past July in Tampa, I’ll be juggling between the County Grind and Crossfade blogs doing my Blast From the Past thing on the record label that he founded, Stiff Pole Records. In my opinion, it…

Overrated Eats: Versailles

Frommer’s “highly recommends” Versailles, touting it as “a glorified diner,” where Cuban exiles meet over a cafécito. Travelers on TripAdvisor have awarded it four stars, hail it as the best Cuban food in town. But is it really?Anyone who visits Miami is automatically pointed toward Versailles as the place to…