Mugshots Friday: FTW and Trust No Man

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…

Why Do Miamians Hate Eating Whole Fish?

Few things are more enjoyable than eating a whole fish. Cooked on the bone, its flesh stays flavorful and succulent — a far cry from most dry, overcooked fillets. All a whole fish needs is a bit of lemon. All you need alongside it is a cold beer. Sure, not…

Alberto Carvalho Ignores Black Schools

The confetti wafted onto his impossibly square shoulders. The Nashville audience stood and roared. Then a medal on a royal-blue ribbon was draped around Miami-Dade schools superintendent Alberto Carvalho’s neck. Last month, after more than five years of agonizingly hard work, the self-proclaimed son of “pretty dramatic poverty” who grew…

Spike Lee Is a Hypocrite

It took an incident close to home for Spike Lee, the Do the Right Thing director, to see the reality facing African-American neighborhoods across the country. During a Black History Month lecture recently, he grumbled about his dad being harassed by new white neighbors for playing music too loudly. “He…

Reader Mail: Venezuelan Prez Wears Tacky Tracksuits

Cuban Downfall Us against them: Uncle Luke is right to slam Miami-Dade Commissioner Javier Souto for giving Cubans too much credit for building the Magic City (“Last Gasp,” Luther Campbell, February 27). Souto is part of the old guard, old politics, old thinking, and old reasoning. I am Cuban, and…

Black Alumni Say Superintendent Alberto Carvalho Ignores Their Schools

The confetti wafted onto his impossibly square shoulders. The Nashville audience stood and roared. Then a medal on a royal-blue ribbon was draped around Miami-Dade schools superintendent Alberto Carvalho’s neck. Last month, after more than five years of agonizingly hard work, the self-proclaimed son of “pretty dramatic poverty” who grew…

Have Bollito Misto at Salumeria 104 on Tuesdays

Miami winter is almost over, and we’ve barely experienced what it feels like to be cold. Does that mean we shouldn’t get the pleasure of having winter food? Salumeria 104 doesn’t think so. Chef Angelo Masarin likes simple and traditional Italian flavors. For him, no food is simpler than animal…

Spike Lee Is Not An Idealist, Just Desperate

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke responds to Spike Lee’s rant against gentrification. It took an incident close to home for Spike Lee, the…

Mugshots Friday: Death Stares and Normcore

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…

The Decline of Cuban Power in Miami

Miami-Dade Commissioner Javier Souto tried to persuade his colleagues to derail an airport development project last week. The reason: The firm involved has business ties to Cuba. But the Bay of Pigs veteran and former state senator accomplished something very different. He showed he’s a filthy bigot. “The Latins here…

Reader Mail: Teens Tied Down and Drugged

Torture Center Citrus is the worst: My nephew is bipolar and has been in almost every psychiatric hospital in both Broward and Dade counties, so I was interested in reading your investigation into the troubled Citrus Center in Hialeah (“Throwaway Kids,” Kyle Swenson, February 20). The story confirmed what we…

Paco de Lucia Dead at 66

Paco de Lucia, who changed jazz guitar in the 1970s and 1980s with his amazing finger work, apparently had a heart attack, his family reported. A 1981 album, Friday Night in San Francisco, recorded with John McLaughlin and Al Dimeola, is one of the top live jazz guitar albums of…

Ali Lauria and Chris Padin: Miami’s Professional Foragers

Ali Lauria thought everything would arrive unscathed. It was not long before rush hour on a sunny January evening when she stacked 30 dozen eggs on the passenger seat of a silver Dodge Ram and drove north from Homestead on Florida’s Turnpike. Filled with strawberries and tomatoes, the pickup truck’s…

Dear Javier Souto: Cubans No Longer Wield Power in Miami-Dade

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke responds to a county commissioner’s claim that Cubans made Miami. Miami-Dade Commissioner Javier Souto tried to persuade his…

Venezuelans and Cubans Need to Stand Together

I’ve always hated the use of the word Latino in American mass media, because it’s a blanket term that describes a myriad of different cultures. It promotes generalities and dilutes many different cultures into one big stereotype, in the minds of non-Latinos and to me. There is nothing I am…

Mugshots Friday: Game Marriage

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…

Reader Mail: Cop Killer Got What He Deserved

Cop Killer Put him in jail: What is a guy like Shawn LaBeet, who was obviously dangerous before he killed multiple police officers (“Officer Down,” Michael E. Miller, February 13), doing out of jail anyway? Police alone didn’t face this savage every day; the whole community did. And at least…

Michael Sam Is Not the NFL’s First Gay Athlete

As much of America knows, All-American University of Missouri defensive end Michael Sam announced he was gay before the NFL draft. And he certainly got the league’s attention. Many current and former players have commented. Some have said it’s no big deal. Carolina Panthers running back DeAngelo Williams tweeted, “I…

Michael Sam Follows a Long Line of Gay Athletes

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke talks about gay football players in the NFL. As much of America knows, All-American University of Missouri defensive…