New Times’ Tim Elfrink Wins George Polk Award

Miami New Times managing editor Tim Elfrink has won the George Polk Award in sports reporting for his series on the Biogenesis anti-aging clinic in Coral Gables. The award, established by Long Island University, is one of the nation’s most prestigious. Winners this year include the New York Times, the…

Ten Things Deadmau5 Hates Most About EDM

Who’s the biggest hater in EDM? Do we even have to dignify that question with an answer? Deadmau5, AKA Joel Zimmerman, can’t go two weeks without making some headline about how he’s angry. Or he’s sad. Or he’s breaking up with his fiancée over Twitter. Or he’s quitting Twitter. Or…

Mugshots Friday: $5 Worth of Hundreds

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…

Watch Pogo’s Sweet Willy Wonka Remix (Video)

Rabid fans of music, Disney, or YouTube may already be familiar with Pogo. The music producer and remix artist is know for his incredibly watchable video edits that combine the music, voices, and sounds from beloved childhood classics like Sesame Street, Alice in Wonderland, and Mary Poppins into something new…

Black History Month Is a Lie

As we spend another February celebrating Black History Month, the reality is that many African-Americans in Miami don’t know dark-skinned folks were among the first pioneers to settle here. Forget Martin Luther King Jr. and “We Shall Overcome.” We have been hoodwinked into believing African-Americans have always been second-class citizens…

Reader Mail: Model’s Bad Haircut Strikes a Nerve

Painting the Town Picture perfect: The concept of creating Wynwood into a worldwide hotbed for talented street and graffiti artists was a great idea (“Paint the Walls,” Benjy Caplan, February 6). I have enjoyed visiting the area and experiencing the local culture. However, since I moved to L.A. two years…

JWU Zest Award Nominees Announced: Vote for Short Order

Nominees have just been announced for the third-annual Johnson & Wales University’s Zest Awards, which honor leaders in South Florida’s culinary arts scene. On March 19 from 7 to 9 p.m., the JWU North Miami campus will host the invitation-only event, which showcases our best and brightest in six award…

Ten Best Miami Artists to Follow on Instagram

If you follow the right people, your Instagram feed can be more than just another method of procrastination. Artists are often those right people because they know how to express themselves in ways that are visually appealing. This medium is tailor-made for them to play and us to watch. Here’s…

The Black History Month Lie

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke drops institutional knowledge about Miami’s African American roots. As we spend another February celebrating Black History Month, the…

Five Crazy Condom Flavors for Valentine’s Day and Beyond

We all know February 14 is Valentine’s Day, but a little-known fact is that it’s also National Condom Day. In honor of love, safe sex, and expanding sexual taste buds, we present you with the top five crazy condom flavors. Keep your vanilla sex and vanilla condoms, because thing are…

Valentine’s Day: Six Worst First Dates

First dates in Miami… They can be the first encounter you have with Mr. or Mrs. Right (Now), the greatest romantic rendezvous you’ve had in a while till he asks you to spot him for dinner or she proclaims her unrequited love for you, or, more than likely, one of…

Mugshots Friday: The Return

Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken the previous week (or thereabouts) in Miami-Dade County. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain look more badass than we ever will. This is the italicized intro to that…

E11even Miami: A Photo Tour of the New Nightclub and Nude Cabaret

Since November of last year, we here at Crossfade have been scratching our heads, wondering, “What is 11?” Last night, all of the mystery was unveiled at E11EVEN Miami’s media opening, where we got to experience firsthand the “upscale nightclub, meets Cirque du Soleil, meets international cabaret.” While not a…

Lead Found in Bayfront Park, Taxpayers Will Suffer

Miami has for decades subjected its citizens to poison. Now lead has been discovered in Bayfront Park, which was founded in 1925 and has long been considered Mami’s version of New York’s Central Park, the Miami Herald’s Jenny Staletovich is reporting this morning. This follows months of dispatches from Staletovich…

Keon Hardemon Saves a Civil Rights Icon

Three months ago, a long-delayed plan to add a youth center and make other much-needed improvements to Charles Hadley Park in Liberty City was on life support. The Miami City Commission had set aside $40 million in 2005 to fix up Hadley as well as Overtown’s Gibson Park, which was…

Reader Mail: Thomas Kramer Is a Good Person

So That’s What It Does! And it ain’t good: A great read with equally great art (“The Politely Evil Empire,” Pete Kotz, January 30). People, don’t let your children grow up to become members of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce. gumsandals Then again, what would a bunch of liberals know?:…

Keon Hardemon Saves Charles Hadley Park

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke gives props to Miami’s rookie city commissioner. Three months ago, a long-delayed plan to add a youth center…

Super Bowl: Eight Epic Fails

When you’re up against Peyton Manning and the (no longer?) best offensive team in NFL history, the odds might seem slim when it comes to winning the Super Bowl. But not for the Seattle Seahawks. With a final score of 43-8, not even Manning, with his all-time touchdown skills (55…

Black Babies Used as Alligator Bait in Florida

It has been pretty well documented recently that, during slavery and into the 20th Century, black babies were used as alligator bait in North and Central Florida. A guy in Sanford, near Orlando, told this story to a researcher. He said he had heard it from his grandfather. The slaves…

New Times‘ Biogenesis Series Finalist for Harvard’s Goldsmith Award

Miami New Times managing editor Tim Elfrink’s series about the Biogenesis anti-aging clinic, which resulted in the suspension of 13 Major League Baseball players including Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez, has been named one of six finalists for the Goldsmith Award in Political Journalism from the Shorenstein Center on Media, Politics…

New York Super Bowl Stinks, Bring It Back to Miami

There’s weather-induced chaos in Atlanta. Freezing weather in the plains. And the forecast at game time Sunday in New Jersey is 40 degrees and overcast. Three of the first five Super Bowls were played in Miami — and 10 of the big games overall. And here, on Sunday night, it…